(a/n) i am so so so so so so sorry about a billion years too late BUT it is finally here <3 thank you so much for being patient! and here we go, trying not to smother my son in awkwardness <3

This had been the worse idea possible– how had he agreed to it? What had possessed him to even contemplate that this was a good idea? Ever? 

“Dipper,” Mabel’s voice snaps him out of his trance and makes him look up from the menu. “We’re waiting on your order.”

“Uh…” He starts nervously, trying not to sweat, his hand being clutched clutching themselves into fists underneath the table. He looks at Lazy Susan who was smiling at him. “I’ll have burger and fries then.” He answers, which seemed to be enough for Susan as she nodded and scribbled it down, walking away from the booth. 

Whoever said that going on double dates was a good idea should be hammered down into a million tiny little pieces. 

you bring out both the best and the worst in me *wiggles eyebrows*

you villain! [eyes emoji] i will seek re-vengeance someday now, ON TO THE OTP THAT NEEDS MORE ATTENTION

1. Mabel loves Wendy’s freckles. Every single one of them. She loves counting them, she loves running her fingertips across them, she loves kissing them, she would worship the freckles all across her if she could. 

2. Wendy often comforts Mabel when she gets panic attacks over Bill, running her hands down some scars that were left from all the moments they had have fought him and in general. There’s so much rage coursing through her when she sees Mabel slowly breaking down because how fucking dare that triangle asshole make someone as sweet and beautiful and perfect as Mabel???? But she’s learned to tone down that anger into something more comforting, since Mabel needs someone to confide in. 

3. Wendy gets a crush on Mabel first which turns into a problem. It’s the summer on the twins 15 going to 16 year and Wendy is about to go to her first year at college and she feels like a dirty old woman at first because come on, red. you basically watched her grow up. except that she hasn’t really? Wendy had to leave a couple of summers for some extended family so she missed some here and there but when she realizes it she feels a sense between guilt and elation??? Not that it shows, because Wendy is the coolest person ever. 

4. When Mabel gets a crush on Wendy it hits her like a freight train. It was slowly building without her even knowing until Wendy is hugging her goodbye the day before her birthday because Wendy has to go early to her first year of college and Mabel suddenly realizes that holy shit I miss her more than anything. They keep contact through skype/text/other internet methods and it isn’t until next summer where they kiss almost immediately as soon as they hug it’s like everything is back to normal. 

5. They’re both nervous wrecks over how Dipper is going to react. Because yeah, the dude is literally one of Wendy’s best friends in the world and Mabel loves him unconditionally but isn’t dating your brother’s ex crush or whatever kinda douchey???? Dipper, when finally told, just smiles and is legit happy for them. He loves them both very much and the only thing he wants for them is pure happiness. “You two are the coolest people I know. It’s kinda unfair to the rest of us, you know.” He jokes lightly, giving them his blessing (Even though he assures them that they don’t need it but still, it eases Mabel’s conscious.) 

i think i like it (you are danger) - a wendy/mabel mix [X]