#padifica

bien esto es algo en lo que pensé en base a esta maravillosa imagen 

In my humble opinion, what should have happened in the necktie scene of the Northwest Mansion 

(a/n) i am so so so so so so sorry about a billion years too late BUT it is finally here <3 thank you so much for being patient! and here we go, trying not to smother my son in awkwardness <3

This had been the worse idea possible– how had he agreed to it? What had possessed him to even contemplate that this was a good idea? Ever? 

“Dipper,” Mabel’s voice snaps him out of his trance and makes him look up from the menu. “We’re waiting on your order.”

“Uh…” He starts nervously, trying not to sweat, his hand being clutched clutching themselves into fists underneath the table. He looks at Lazy Susan who was smiling at him. “I’ll have burger and fries then.” He answers, which seemed to be enough for Susan as she nodded and scribbled it down, walking away from the booth. 

Whoever said that going on double dates was a good idea should be hammered down into a million tiny little pieces. 

you are a sweet butterfly & i love you, your english is great, bby and if not it’s okay, it’s not my main either :* also tagging @aquaburst07, @gemfallerbookfreak and an anon who all said Dipcifica AMAZING otp okay wow)

1. Dipper & Pacifica are movie fanatics. They go a lot and critique them like some mini snobs. Mabel can’t go with them anymore. Pacifica is a bit more high brow than Dipper, and Dipper ultimately loves shitty movies, though. Like, he likes turning his brain off and watching some dumb shit. But at the end of the day, they will talk each other soooooo much over the history of film like a couple of neeeeeerds. 

2. Dipper often reads to Pacifica when she asks. Pacifica doesn’t enjoy reading as much as Dipper does, but when she’s had a rough day, she likes curling up to him and just listening to his voice. And she’ll listen to anything too; a scientific journal, a piece of the mystery journals, whatever novel Dipper is reading at the moment, anything just as long as she gets to sit/lie beside him and just breathe.

3. Thanks tot he Pines family tradition of unconditional love, Dipper is pretty expressive about loving gestures towards Pacifica. Not in an annoying PDA kind of way but he’ll often take her hand or put his arm over her shoulders and just basically be in contact with her whenever he can and honestly he does it without even thinking. He’ll kiss her forehead/cheek/lips softly when he hs to go somewhere or when she’s talking to other people he’ll often play with her hair while listening to her. Dipper is just very unashamedly loving towards her without even noticing. 

4. And in direct response to that, Pacifica at first isn’t used to it. It’s so weird to suddenly have someone just show in little ways that they love you to be so unashamed of just being near you that at first it’s a bit overwhelming. She asks him to go slow at first, because she’s ultimately not that used to being touched, period. Let alone hugged, or even kissed. And he does. And while she slowly gets used to it, she starts feeling more and more confident of herself and their relationship. She realizes she is worthy of love after all.

5. They don’t fight as often as people think they do. Don’t get it wrong, they fight, but for some reason a lot of people assume that they’re at each other’s throat all the time when it’s literally the two chillest people in the universe. Pacifica has her high maintenance moments from time to time but Dipper never minds kinda bending to her will, and it’s not like they ever push each other to do anything uncomfortable. They’re a couple that is just content in being inside all day if they have to.

drunk on rosewater - a dipper/pacifica crime au