Rita: “So at that point I had pretty much blew it. The interviewer already had suspicions about my age. She kept asking me questions about my prior experience, and I could tell she didn’t believe anything I had written on my resume...”
Eva: “Well if you hadn’t lied - !”
Rita: “It was all lies! If I was truthful, then I would hand over a blank page with only my name printed on it.”
Eva: “I can picture it. GHOST CARTWRIGHT - across the top, in big block letters - oh god, tell me you haven’t been submitting resumes with ‘Ghost’ as your name!”
Rita: “It is my name! I thought I was supposed to be truthful? Should I just submit the blank sheet then?”
Rita: “So, she was already doubting my age and experience. She’s saying things like ‘are you confident you are ready to take on a high-stress, self-directed job like this one?’ and, ‘we are looking for serious candidates who can handle the task load...’”
Rita: “So I know that I’m nearly done for, but somehow I hang on. I dismiss her fears and basically keep talking myself up like I’m some sort of customer service guru. For a minute, my false confidence was almost looking to convince her...”
Rita: “Yeah. It rang. She looks down at it. Then up at me. And she says, ‘This is a perfect opportunity to test your skills. Go on then.’”
Rita: “I grabbed the phone. I asked, ‘what do I say?’ and she rattled off the greeting line for me to repeat. I brought the phone to my ear, and I repeated it. Perfectly.”
Eva: “So what went wrong?”
Rita: “The phone was upside-down. I had the transmitter - the chorded end - against my ear. I was talking into the speaker.”
Eva: “Oh god! You flipped it around though?”
Rita: “I didn’t know what I did wrong! I said, ‘hello, is anybody there?’ and when I couldn’t hear anyone, I looked at the phone, and then at her, and tried again. ‘Hello? Hello?’ When I still couldn’t hear anything I shrugged and hung it up. ‘Maybe it was a buttdial,’ I said.”
Eva: “Noooooo! Oh my god, Ghost! You don’t know how to answer a phone?!”
Rita: “I had never seen an ancient phone like that! It had a rack and a chord and a cable that plugged into the wall! I didn’t even realize it was a phone until the ringer went off!”
Eva: “What did she even say after that?!”
Rita: “‘Thank you for coming in today, we will contact you later about whether or not we would like to offer you the position.’”
Eva: “Jeez...you and I are never going to find jobs, are we?”
Rita: “Seems like you’ve got a better chance then me at least.”