May 5, 2021
Welcome Mats are a threat to you and your family.
Like fools you’ve been putting signs and mats welcoming people to your home as if that doesn’t allow a vampire to get into your house. Fools. Buffoons.
#vampires#vampire#Welcomemats#Maybe someone else said this.#Is it mat or Matt?#Which one is the cyber man thing.#I swear someone is going to say welcome mats don’t count but explain why?#They’re welcoming people into your house. That’s literally their job.#I know too much about vampires and I blame Bram Stoker#I refuse to retype these tags even though I can see at least two mistakes her.#Tags are too annoying to fix so no.
