#weirdfolio

Agmara Blightsinger - not very, actually - she’s a flirty old lady but she’s actually rather demure when it comes to realio trulio dating. she might hold hands on the first date.

Atlas Jaspergrin - he doesn’t so much date as cruise for hookups anyway tbh, so...

Dingo Brassfang - definitely makeouts, he’ll also have sex on the first date, but don’t expect a pigeon (or a second date).

Doryan Quarkstrange - she’s pretty skittish about dating in general, so honestly getting her to even actually show up is an accomplishment

Eureka Crosspatch - doesn’t do dating so much, as in, the whole courtship/wooing phase. he makes it clear what he wants a drink or two in. will definitely fuck on the first date.

Frika - will have casual hookups, backs out of actual dating/courtship once he realises that’s what’s going on

Glitter Glamourshanks - any positive encounter with a pretty [male] face is a success to him! will sleep on the first date, but a brief tail-twining or some mutual ear scratches at the end of the night are fine too.

Gorka Venomfang - kissing and maybe some wandering paws

Iovita Quarkcharm - way too shy and awkward to do more than a little kiss or cheek lick that early on

Maurus Snagglegrin - also hella shy, will probably trip and smash his face into something once if he even realises someone’s been flirting with him

Muto - those who have slept with the dragon don’t share details but they all leave wobbly-legged and rapturous

Rattle Etchbone - definitely will go to handy-js on a first date

Spurius Quarkshot - you can’t see it under eir fur but e’s bright red just being asked this question

Vikturi Icegaze - usually only a kiss or three, but there was that one beautiful, drunken man......

Wez Roadrash - down for quickies on the first date, if he’s cute enough

6. Least fave weapon?Dusk & Dawn both. i don’t care for the legendary greatswords at all either, but mostly it’s just bc i see them EVERYWHERE and i’m just. really bored with them. but the precursors in particular are the ugliest goddamn weapon models in game, even compared to the basic green-rarity soft wood whatevers

14. Your favorite armor skin?if you mean just one singular armour piece, then the Tribal feets, bc i love the bare feets AND it’s actually feasible to get in game (vs the invisible boots)...for a full armour set, then probably the Mistward armour. i like to mix & match armour pieces but the majority of this set looks gr8 together (i just wish it had at least two dye channels on the gloves/boots).

15. Your favorite weapon skin?hmm well probably Chuka & Champawat (which i will have someday) just bc TIGERBOW..... my fave weapon that I actually have in-game is probably the improvised sword

28. What is your favorite legendary weapon?TIGERBOW TIGERBOW TIGERBOW (since i mentioned it above, i’ll also post my runner-ups for fave legendary: Juggernaut, Eureka, Dreamer, HOPE)

33. Your favorite ship?Trahearne/male commander or Trahearne/Kahedins, also Eir/Zojja (ripee :<)

35. What was the worst experience in story?Hearts and Minds. you know, the last quest of HoT? i tried it much earlier on, when it was still bugged. it was super frustrating and, even with graphics settings turned down, all the flashing leyline effects triggered a seizure. i’ve still never completed this story quest, and while i’d like to get it done for the completion factor, i’m afraid to touch it again bc i’m afraid it’ll trigger another fit and i feel my chances of finding a PUG that’s fine with running the quest for me while i just sit in a corner and suck my thumb is approximately “snowball’s chance in hell” sofuck hearts and minds basically

36. Is there a character you want to slap?MANY OF THEM TBH. anet is really, really fond of writing their characters into making endless bad decisions and at this rate tyria deserves being eaten by eldritch dragons

39. Your favorite non-playable race?TENGU but pls anet let me play the burd

40. Do you visit dungeons?sadly... rarely ever these days. I used to hop on the good ol’ CoE goldtrain a lot, but... i still like running dungeons, but it’s hard to find groups much these days.

1. When did you start playing?just under 2 years ago!! itll be my 2 year anniversary this august

2. What was your first characters race/class (profession)?my VERY first character was an asura necromancer named kjossuk, but my first MAIN is a sylvari necromancer named trevelieni deleted kjossuk after like a week and remade her as a mesmer

3. How many characters do you have?14 characters, and an open 15th slot

4. Whats your favourite race?tie between charr and sylvari

5. Whats your least favourite race?humans

8. Whats your favourite zone?orr! i hate being there myself but it looks super cool, 100% my aesthetic

9. Whats your favourite city?divinitys reach

11. Whats a piece of gear you always transmute because you love the look of it so much?oh man this is hard. probably magnus’s eyepatch on trevelien? whenever i got gear before finishing his ascended set i would make it an eyepatch, since he lost his right eye

16. Do you enjoy jumping puzzles?i enjoy most of them! antre of adjournment and trolls revenge can fuck off

17. Whats your best guild wars experience?the FIRST time i led dragons stand as a commander!!! i was an idiot and led south lane, but i mentioned it was my first time leading and my squad was super nice and helpful! it ended up being a really fun + successful run

18. Do you have a favourite character from the lore?oh god dont make me choose,, i guess my top 5 faves are marjory, braham, taimi, logan, and rytlock

19. Is there a class you like the idea of but the gameplay doesn’t match up for you?engineer/scrapper

24. Is there a race you hate with a passion?kodan. i have a reason but id rather not say on tumblr bc i dont want discourse lmao

30. Are you obsessed with in game fashion?YES,,,,, i cry bc im always out of charges

31. Do you have a favourite dye?hydrangea!!

32. Whats the best glider skin in your opinion?macaw wings glider

34. Weirdest map chat experience?i saw someone roleplaying almost-porn in map, but whoever they were rping with was posting in a different chat so i only saw half the rp

38. Best memory in guild wars?see question 17! :D