Vortex, overlord, Tarn for the game
Christ this is a fucking lineup isn't it lmao.
Drive Tarn to the airport because he's the only one here who won't kill me in real life for not doing 200mph in a 35. I may not survive this but I like....might.
Help Vortex move - just like Wildrider i expect him to have a lot of weird interesting shit. I doubt I'll be getting any of it but it's still fun to see. Tragically I may also die at the second location but until we're done he probably won't hurt me :D i just gotta make sure i can skefuckingdaddle the second the moving is done and have plans with someone who knows where i am so if I noshow it's obvious something's up.
Or, like, alternately i can have evil and fucked up sex with him. He can kill me to death after as long as he lets me take a knife to his vents :D
And I would go to Overlord's improv show. Because it would be funny as hell. He would kill someone onscreen and like eat their brain and spit it out at the audience, it'd go hard. I'm short, I would survive this unless he started shooting at the audience (plausible enough tbh) but it would be lame if he didn't let us leave (also plausible, citation: LSOTW)
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