#problematic ask game

12.) Least Dark Fandom you're into!

5 Is hard for me to answer because I don't really think in terms of what is problematic or maybe I'm just not that interested in ships without problems? Like, I will make my own problems if I don't think there are enough already.

Uh... I'll go for the one on my mind recently: Rick x Morty. It's not that I don't think it's problematic - it really is, it's just that in the context of the canon, adding a shippy dimension to the mess that is their partnership does not appreciably make their relationship more toxic. It's like "Oh, you added poison to the corrosive slime pit. And set it on fire. Cool. "

Also sometimes they are nice to each other.

you write really good and creative fanfiction, which is not fair to me, who wants to write fanfiction like that. curtail these activities immediately or else you're #problematic, we all know you're too good and that's not allowed

your username is "invisible--colors" backwards but i fully thought it was a different language for like a year. this deception cannot stand, problematic as fuck

you wrote what was subjectively the best big bang fic this year and raised my standards for all the other big bang fics, which was truly a terrible thing to do to me personally. problematic of you to do this terrible thing to me

every story you write has really expansive worldbuilding which is not present in canon. everyone knows it's problematic to extrapolate from canon, if you're not writing exclusively canon-compliant fics then you're problematic

blue color scheme! deeply problematic!!!!

Oh, I can totally see this: I think Gilbert adores his brother a lot (maybe to the point of even thinking of him as more perfect than he is) but I also think he's got a soldier's mentality first and foremost.

Gilbert repressed his emotions, he teaches Ludwig to be stoic. Gilbert raises Ludwig the way someone would train to go to war.

They love each other, but Ludwig still hesitates sometimes: to show strong emotion, to show weakness, in his brother's eyes.

(I do like to think that realizing this makes Gil do some introspection.)

LMFAOOOO NOOOOO IVE BEEN TRYING SINCE 2013 TO GET THE RIGHT URL 😭😭😭😭😭😭

They finally contacted me and congratulated me on the effort, but that they were gonna keep the url 😔💔

Referencing this ask game!

Consider: Pidge’s entire life philosophy is to become Maximum Problematique to anyone he deems a Nemesis™, because he and his big brother are The Same some ways. When he is a child, Nemeses™ include a chess rival from the interwebz, a palentologically unsound dino model, and a crab at the beach. When he is an adult, this includes many a baddie, so they better watch out.

Until he grows up, however, an abbreviated list of Problematique Habits:

- Notorious Snack Snatcher;

- Pilferer of Reading Materials, Hobbies, or Activities for Attention, if not received in a politely timely fashion;

- Yeets himself off balconies, roofs, and other High Locations when he thinks his less-avian siblings won’t follow, for the Head Start (this, half the time, is a Fatal Miscalculation, since Lucius will yeet himself off almost anything, but it works well for Lina-evasion);

it's not really but i might as well, i'm bored lmaooo

over 20. freak behavior. why do you age.

"no thoughts only quick reblog" so you're not intensely scrutinizing everything you ever do in search of the smallest possible and least likely avenue for it to possibly make someone slightly upset in the future? FREAK behavior. PROBLEMATIC as fuck. how dare you

white blog theme. why do you personally hate me, the most important person alive. don't you know that that's not cool

why do you, as a tumblr user, have a url without a dash or something in it. do you think you're better than us? i bet you do. problematic

you like transformers. obviously no normal people like that any more, very bad and #problematic behavior

pink blog theme. as you know, everyone should cater to my tastes instead of their own and pink is not my favorite color, therefore it's problematic that you would use it

you wrote really good fic and meta about proteus and nominus prime and that's extremely problematic because you should instead focus on fan favorites, it's bad to think about characters that other people don't obsess over. worse, you got people like ME to CARE about them. #problematic!!!!

you have an aesthetic tag, which is of course deeply problematic

you live outside of the USA which everyone knows means you are actually problematic, because real people are only allowed to live in the united states of america and as we all know no one else lives anywhere

you're cooler than me. deeply problematic. you can't do that, stop being cool immediately

BIG TITTY GOTH HUSBAND? DON'T YOU KNOW THATS EVIL AND FETISHISING? YOU THINK ANYTHING THT MIGHT BE SEXY!!!! SO PROBLEMATIC!!! HOW DARE

you like folk punk and cutesy guitar music like mountain goats which is proof you are a BAD PERSON

you reblog art, encouraging DISGUSTING artists to keep POSTING ART. we need to make them stop that! you're causing PROBLEMS for us. problematic!!