#weese

WEESE BLESS! *cracks knuckles* 

Ok soooo I always picture Levi and I being one of those couples that travel a lot! We never stay in one place for too long. I’ve never been ANYWHERE in my life and there’s so much I wanna see so I’ve been saving up to be able to bounce around and go see all the things I have on my list. I think Levi would enjoy travelling and seeing the world also. I feel like he’s super curious and is always wanting to see and learn more about what the world has to offer and that’s what we bond over. 

Soo we get married and for the first maybe 3 years of marriage we spend it travelling and taking pictures and making beautiful experiences and memories. And when it’s time to settle down and we’re content with everything we’ve seen we move to Canada and settle down in a nice cozy little cottage where he can grow his own tea leaves in the garden and I can study the minerals and rocks in the area. 

We have two daughters the first is named Eliana which means “God has Answered” in Hebrew (at least that’s what google said) and she is named that because she is our little blessing and an answer to my constant prayers and struggle for a baby. 

The second is “Eve” and HE names her that because it means “to live” in Hebrew (again google told me) and he names her that as a reminder to keep living and never give up on life because YES THAT IS HIS LIFE MOTTO HMMPH.

We don’t have pets because he’s a clean freak and already think the children are a messy nightmare lol. Though I do not ever stop trying to convince him to buy me a ferret. I instead feed the cats in our neighborhood. 

JOBS?!?! I am a stay at home mother because that is my dream. I take care of the children, and our home, and him and it is my pride and joy. He is a Family Court judge and works specifically in child services cases making sure foster children are placed in amazing safe homes and helping them get out of of abusive homes or instances of neglect. 

WEEEEEEESE WEEEEEEEESE I’m here to provide u with da guds:

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In any other circumstances, this man would not consume the devil’s lettuce. It’s not part of his Elite Athlete’s Diet, but he pays a trip to Paris to rendezvous his Bestie for that TV special, and it’d be a damn disrespect to not consume a chocolate made by Tendou himself.

obviously it’s laced with weed, shits nd gigs nd all that. Top bants Tendou

Might’ve noticed a slyly diff smell to it, but do you really think Ushiwaka knows what weed smells like? Nah, he just pegged it to be some special ~french spice~

I can’t lie, 200lbs of pure beef isn’t gonna let a bit of marijuana affect it. It’s almost a muscle relaxant to him

Regular Ushiwaka doesn’t have much brain to mouth filter to begin with, so high Ushiwaka? Nada, nil, cacawed away into the abyss

Watches reruns of the same exact volleyball match on repeat while sat on the sofa unmoving for hours. Doesn’t even clock it’s the same one on loop, he’s slagging off every little move they make, being hyper-critical of every fidget and twitch

(Tendou thinks it’s hilarious, doesn’t even bother telling him to change it because each rerun he has more to criticize. Nothing less from the Number One Ace init.)

He inevitably falls asleep after the Nth loop of the same match in the same spot on the sofa— but not before he calls Oikawa and tells him ‘he should’ve come to Shiratorizawa’

(‘How the fuck did you get this number, I hope you know I’m billing you for international calling fees.’)

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Kuroo?? A seasoned veteran, hotboxes the room with Gym 3 all the time, absolutely no debate on that.

Cheeky fucker definitely proposed the idea first, dragged Kenma into it, attempted to roll a halfassed j before Kenma got tired and used his nimble fingers to roll the prettiest lil joint. Years of maneuvering joysticks really pay out.

Goofy high, cuddly high, glomps onto Kenma and doesn’t let go. Don’t let him and Bo in the same sesh, it’s always a rowdy disaster.

Hyena laugh on loop, like an annoying neverending morning alarm. It doesn’t stop, it’s not that funny bruv, shut up already.

Owns a steady-growing collection of bongs. Once tried to glass-blow one himself, but it turned out so bad it’s now being used as an ashtray. His fav bong is one with the black cat from Kiki’s Delivery Service on it, ‘because kin’.

Cultivates his own strains, tries to cross-grow hybrids, basically has a whole area sectioned off in his yard, ‘it’s where the magic happens’— no, Kuroo, it’s just your nerd meets crackhead ambitious crossover.

Eats the wackest shit, him and Bo are both enablers. Tsukki, Akaashi and Kenma cannot give 1 spritz of a fuck to control them. They having a running bet on who’s gonna get food poisoning first (Kuroo’s winning)

Arya: 

Harrenhal characters, pt 1

✨♥️ ILYSM ♥️✨

WEESEEEEE