"I'm cold" & American Gods (almost) canon ships
Jinn: Here, take my jacket and a warm hug
Mr Jacquel: You should leave the mortuary then, I'll finish the autopsy on my own
Mr Nancy: No, you're not, my hot naughty queen
Sweeney: Look, I can't control the weather, I'm not even a god, just a shitty leprechaun who can't even control his own luck and moreover YOU'RE FUCKING CORPSE OF COURSE YOU'RE COLD
Mr Wednesday: Okay, I'm going to kill the god of weather
Mr World: You what? Want to do SOMETHING for me?? Odin, are you okay?
Mr Wednesday: Gotcha. I am the god of weather myself so that's me who make you suffer from cold because you deserve it, you stupid annoying jotunn
Mr World: You still mad about Ragnarok in 988, aren't you?
Shadow: Fine, I am old enough to take care of myself
Shadow: Please somebody love me
Technical Boy: Hey dickhead whassup