#wedworld

Odin: I don't have a clue

Loki: You've been bragging about something you didn't even do?

Salim: I'm cold

Jinn: Here, take my jacket and a warm hug

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Mr Ibis: I'm cold

Mr Jacquel: You should leave the mortuary then, I'll finish the autopsy on my own

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Bilquis: I'm cold

Mr Nancy: No, you're not, my hot naughty queen

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Laura: I'm cold

Sweeney: Look, I can't control the weather, I'm not even a god, just a shitty leprechaun who can't even control his own luck and moreover YOU'RE FUCKING CORPSE OF COURSE YOU'RE COLD

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Mr World: I'm cold

Mr Wednesday: Okay, I'm going to kill the god of weather

Mr World: You what? Want to do SOMETHING for me?? Odin, are you okay?

Mr Wednesday: Gotcha. I am the god of weather myself so that's me who make you suffer from cold because you deserve it, you stupid annoying jotunn

Mr World: You still mad about Ragnarok in 988, aren't you?

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Shadow: I'm cold

Nobody:

Shadow: Fine, I am old enough to take care of myself

Shadow:

Nobody:

Shadow: Please somebody love me

Technical Boy: Hey dickhead whassup

Shadow:

Odin: Hey, hungry, I'm All-father

Loki: I already was so sick of your dad jokes but now you're making Star Wars references, so fuck you with all the nine hells, you old jerk

Odin: How lucky you are, I have another type of jokes just for you

Loki: No way

Loki: No

Loki: Stop it right fucking now

Odin: DADDY JOKES

Shadow: Does Wednesday love any single person in the whole universe?

Low Key: Ah, it's a "daddy doesn't love me" type of problem

Shadow: What?

Low Key: What?

Low Key: Okay, I'll tell you something. I brought home a foal once. That day the old fool got really mad, he yelled he didn't need it and almost kicked both of us out, but eventually he got very attached to him, and now he care about it more than he care about me, you or anybody else. Got the message?

Shadow: You guys lived together? in the house big enough to keep that horse?? and he still loves the horse more than you???