#weaselkiing

i’m mutually exclusive 2 the muppets fandom i don’t rp with twilight characters 

            ❝ what the fuk diabolo the bois bathromz                are on the other side of the corrider what                are you a drapist ❞

                         ‘     uncle  ron , can  i –––––––     ’  he  hesitates ,  unsure  of  the  best  way  to  go  about  bringing  up  the  subject .  ‘     can  i  ask  you  a  question ?     ’  a  breath     ;     the  boy  chews   on    his    lower    lip  .   ‘     so  i overheard  some  sixth  years  talking  about  the  CHAMBER  OF  SECRETS  on  the  train  home  and   they   sort of  brought  up  mum . . .     ’  it  wasn’t  really  a  question .  albus  had  always  been  curious  about  his   parents’  past , but  never  found  the  CONFIDENCE  to  ask .   ‘     she   never   really   talks   about   her   time   at   school .  neither  does  dad .     ’  //  @weaselkiing

                  ‘     ––––––––  she  knows  you  haven’t  had  sex  in  four  months .     ’

um excuse me binch but have u ever heard of an AU

one blog that i’m forever heart eyes at is @moneynew. i’m such a huge fan of the great gatsby & following this blog is a must if you feel the same way i do !! they capture jay’s voice so clearly & honestly everything about this blog – the writing, the aesthetic, just everything – really encapsulates gatsby as a character. i kind of just admire them from afar, but i guess now is as good of a time as any to come out & say that i absolutely adore them & that they’re a forever follow for me !! 

   “ You’re going to need to beg HARDER than that, DWEEB “ She laughs with cruel intent, holding the watch gingerly as if it were DISEASED. It gave her great amusement to see him become ENRAGED; in fact, it was something she LIVED for. She held out the watch to him tauntingly, waiting for him to grab so she could pull it far out of his reach. “ On your KNEES, asswipe. Show me how much this PIECE OF SHIT watch means to you “