another shot of whiskey. nothing. another irish car bomb. zip. a few jagerbombs. no new haircut and nada. the whole not being able to get drunk schtick was grating at him and was very detriment to boysâ night out. it wasnât often that wade had one of those nights to let loose and do whatever he wanted ( considering he was too busy having a job where he let loose and do whatever he wanted plus reporting to steve rogers. ) and not to mention, he didnât have many of those boys needed for a boysâ night out. but at least one of the few happened to be a bartender.
      â youâre a shit bartender, weas. iâve been sitting here for god knows how long and iâm not even tipsy enough to think youâre pretty. i havenât even thought about calling any ex-girlfriends yet! yâknow, you gotta step up your game pal. maybe we should try that vodka dipped tampon thing ---  â
@weascl
