#wearegross

The upstairs loft & bedroom have cream color carpet. Before we moved in 6 years ago I had the carpet cleaned and then I laid a clear runner along one side of the loft where all the plants were going. I will say that was one of the smarter things I have done in my life. Between water overflow and digging cat it has been worth every penny I paid for it, and since I think it was about $12.00 I certainly recommend. ANYWAY - today I moved everything to one half of the loft floor and pulled up the runner so I could sweep and shampoo the carpet. HOLY HECK! How did the floors get that dirty in an area where no dogs go? Anyway - I recommend the Hoover Pet elite. On the quick clean setting it dries in an hour and still cleans enough to make me gag a little when I see the water. 🙂 #hoover #CarpetCleaning #WeAreGross https://www.instagram.com/p/CmEyZ4ouq3Y/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Thank you Angela Pugliese for our wonderful anniversary cake! We are enjoying every bite! #wearegross #thecakeisdelicious #marriedlife #2ndanniversary❤️ https://www.instagram.com/p/COdrfFXBbnt/?igshid=k1o70v752am0

3 months ago, I washed my navy blue duvet cover and promptly forgot about it. When I realized there was no way to get that mildewy-ass smell out of it, I chucked it. Now answer me 2 questions: 1. Where does Mogambo sleep on this bed? 2. Why does this pitch of filth not bother me at all? #Wearegross #Mogambo #dirtydoggo #adayinthelife #boymom #🐗 #donttellmyallergist (at Washington, District of Columbia) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4kQhb5nC7U/?igshid=1piufx1kqnwrr

photodump number 1 from #enchantseattle 🖤🖤🖤 this was magical and i had a forking blast. . . . . #seattlewinter #selfiesteem #wearegross #nerdsinlove #hollythatjolly #festiveaf #makinthatyuletidegay (at Enchant Christmas Seattle) https://www.instagram.com/p/BryR6bulhta/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1dtm8uu9fooue

photodump number 1 from #enchantseattle 🖤🖤🖤 this was magical and i had a forking blast. . . . . #seattlewinter #selfiesteem #wearegross #nerdsinlove #hollythatjolly #festiveaf #makinthatyuletidegay (at Enchant Christmas Seattle) https://www.instagram.com/p/BryR6bulhta/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=3rnjxqasv639

oh yeah and ANNE WAS THERE! thank you @annejorgenson for being my photoshoot buddy and helping us capture these moments. thats some real chrissmuss card ish right there. . . . . . . #seattlewinter #selfiesteem #wearegross #nerdsinlove #hollythatjolly #festiveaf #makinthatyuletidegay (at Enchant Christmas Seattle) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrySkPfFuZv/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=15pq61gqkph8q

photodump number 1 from #enchantseattle 🖤🖤🖤 this was magical and i had a forking blast. . . . . #seattlewinter #selfiesteem #wearegross #nerdsinlove #hollythatjolly #festiveaf #makinthatyuletidegay (at Enchant Christmas Seattle) https://www.instagram.com/p/BryR6bulhta/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1gfcf0mmk33n3

Happy Birthday to the sweetest, most amazing man I know. These past (almost) 6 months have been the happiest I've been in the longest time. I have never known a man so thoughtful and caring. You are truly the best thing to happen in my life so far and I can't wait to see what our future holds. I love you so much! Happy Birthday @japorican1 ❤️🇵🇷🇯🇵❤️ • • #bestboyfriendever #happybirthday #wearegross (at Highland Park, Los Angeles)