Ooooooh, lil devil bby! Lots of kisses, maybe some little nips and love bites, maybe sucking some soft lil’ marks into your skin... 💕💕💕

for my down under bruhs...

for reasons i won't explain the mister and i have been watching every english-language version of The Traitors.

We went: America-->UK-->New Zealand-->Australia

and we were Learning Things about our differences between UK and NZ. (kiwis are...a whole other class of bananas.) but after the first season of the Australia show...i think i am starting to understand the true depth of Aussie SPITE.

if you look in the back row, there's a white dude in a powder-blue suit (behind the seated lady in the aqua blouse). that dude's name is PAUL. but you wouldn't know it if you watched the show.

because the production went ENTIRELY THE FUCK out of their way to keep him out of every edit, in every episode. he's in ZERO interviews, framed or cropped out of every group shot, panned over quickly in the banishment circle, never once given a lick of screentime. but he survived the show for WEEKS, never getting murdered or banished, while being an utterly anonymous question mark in the background. gun to our head, we could not tell you anything about him right up until around the finale, when there were only like SIX people left, and they finally had to give this guy a few shots and include him in the plot...so very RELUCTANTLY.

the mister and i were like, this is weird, right? it's increasingly evident something hinky HAS to be going on?? was he a bleeding racist every time the camera was on him? did he look at someone the wrong way?

no.

turns out he was just a total donk. that's it. just a real walnut.

he made non-stop Austin Powers jokes and generally acted like a twat (a word i use because, importantly, he was the lone Englishman on the show).

sufjan stevens, MITAM, and old drake songs: turned the fuck up ✔️📢✔️