#wcoh

Can someone direct me to some real/easy to digest info?

hockey edit meme: 2/2 international event teams

team north america @ world cup of hockey 2016

bonus: 

ohhhhhh my god

there are 22 of them how the Fuck would this work

ok they take four mom vans and, through careful coordination (aka hour long phone calls on the road) manage to stick together the entire time (honestly i doubt they would get full participation but let’s pretend they do)

and let’s be real here johnny gaudreau is the one organising this bullshit because,,,johnny. 

so four cars, four drivers - probably ekdad and brandon saad and nate mac and *spins wheel* matty muzz idk. there are a few fights over shotgun spots and a few more over who gets to ride in whose car (jo gets nate’s shotgun spot though and you do not fuck with that)

anyways idk when the fuck they do this but it’s a complete mess especially when everyone wants to get together and suddenly 22 young pro hockey players are descending upon hapless restaurants and bars and hotel rooms

um what else???? so many people hook up i swear to god. idk if davo gets together with nugget or eichs. prolly eichs tho bc if he and nugget were gonna get together in this universe it would Not be because of team na shenanigans. nate and jo reaffirm their love for each other and might get married in vegas idk. auston is just like wtf the FUCK is going on here (and prolly sending mitch stupid snapchats the entire time. mo rielly laughs his ass off at this.)

there’s a lot of drinking. soooo many high school party games (bc let’s be real here these children never really got to experience that.) davo makes out with literally everyone during spin the bottle. turns out that johnny has an insanely high tolerance for alcohol and, what the fuck, he’s so small that makes 0 sense. on the other hand, colton has like a two drink limit. that’s still hilarious though.

muzz and hellebuyck and gibson get up to a lot of goalie shenanigans (muzz has learned from the ultimate prankster marc andre fleury and consequently fucks everyone else up real bad. it’s fucking hilarious until he replaces larks’ deodorant with hairspray and then, to get him back, larks just conveniently forgets to buy more and manages to get shotgun on muzz’s car for the next two days. muzz stops. connor h and john, however, Do Not. fun times for all involved except the prankee.)