#watchdogs

More human design slop enjoy

most watchdogs are polyamorous & very free with their affection. Peepers finds this revolting and looks down on it. Some of the watchdogs like to really bait him on it.

Me when I'm ragebaiting my commander with the open care I hold for my fellow watchdogs.

Me when my subordinates are all lovey mushy mushy so easily with eachother and it's DISGUSTING and the one I want never holds ME like that so openly.

I think about how they were all SO immediately open to pairing up and smootching "in the greatest" in the place of the binglebops and how it's incredibly unlikely they all had a specific partner and right next to them to do that with in a second's call. I've been thinking about this since my first ever watch. I even remembered that they swapped partners after my first watch which was incorrect but like the vibe was SO largely that they might as well.

I obviously don't think they are all poly, just majority of em and some of them are more pda about it than others. I feel like generally they don't smother it in Peepers face(cuz they just wanna be left in peace), but there's always gotta be those FEW and they piss Peepers off real bad.

Also they have many full on smootching rooms on the skullship? Who is using those? Hater definetly not. I could see him having at least one to himself that he believes he'll use but like MULTIPLE? And then he said "we" and not "I" when Peepers questioned him on the smootching room in his "floor plans" of Dominator's ship. He could have said I have multiple. He said we have. Which to me implies that the SKULLSHIP has them in use, not just him. Who is using those if not the watchdogs?

I like to think Peepers has really complained about the watchdogs being so mushy and Hater digging up at his ear canal looked like he totally wasn't listening but then off handedly at some point told the watchdogs to add more smootching rooms and keep it there(so Peepers wouldn't have to see it.) and Peepers wasn't really informed cuz Hater forgat and also doesn't really care that much. Also he'd just be angry about it anyway, soo...

Anyway, cough, cough

THIS IS THE SKULLSHIP AND IT'S FULL OF QUEERS!!

BUT THIS TIME WANDER GOT A SPEAKING (and singing!) ROLE + LORD HATER IS THE ANTAGONIST OF AN ENTIRE SEGMENT WITH A SPEAKING ROLE TOO!!!!

i literally started jumping when i realized it was jack singing oml

also there's a sylvia photo on his mug and there's a reference to craig lol (PLEASE CALL HIM BACK)

full scene:

hater is part of an entire segment!!!

there's also a few watchdog cameos!!

UPDATE: if you want to watch this episode on disney now, here it is!

OKAY