#skeleton dance

Stupid stupid creature, let it suffer

Yeah, another WOY oc that was a fankid before, but in my au thingy Wander and Hater not aware about this lil guy, because it was made in the lab to restore Wander's species back, but the doctor mess up with DNA materials and created it. Because a long time ago, they went to a black hole where they found Hater's hand that blocking the hole. Nearby, they found Wander's fur. They thought that all of these things belonged to one creature, so they took a little bit of each material.

Okay let’s debate… Do you guys consider Wander a canonically mlm character? 🤔

I believe it was stated that there would’ve never been any romance between the main cast BUT that doesn’t necessarily negate sexuality. Besides, I personally believe things can be interpreted as “canon” within the text even if not originally intended.

It’s a pretty well known fun fact at this point that if “The Date” had featured Wander instead of Sylvia as the fake date then there would’ve been no conflict because Wander would be happy to go on a date with Hater. Now you might be thinking that Wander is such a nice guy he’d do this for anyone so it doesn’t necessarily indicate attraction — but the “happy” part is what I’m stuck on (and maybe that’s just me reading into word choice too hard but likeeee).

I think it’s safe to assume the events of the date would’ve gone the same way regardless of who was in that position. So the dinner, the carnival, the kiss in the carriage, the marriage. You’re telling me Wander would happily do all that?? The kissing and marriage included?? And keep in mind at ‘exclamation point’ Hater was really trying to GO for it, it only ended up being a tiny kiss on the head because Syliva didn’t wanna kiss him at all. So if it was Wander sitting there….. ahem.

Also Wander wasn’t so eager to kiss Janet, which isn’t to stay that he can’t be attracted to woman / feminine presenting beings but simply to show that he won’t do that for literally anyone just to make them happy. (Or maybe he was simply too terrified to think about that lmao, if she asked nicely he might’ve said yes! There’s also the whole… spikey mouth)

Anyways all I’m saying is if a man being happy to date another man is gay then what the hell is all this…