#washio

I couldn't resist. Bonus butt

I don't think it's a secret that I'm a huge fan of Shoulmate's works. I just love how she manages to mix humor with real life. There are so many plot twists you'd never expect as well as heavy hitters that make you think.

Since I don't read suggestive or spicy stuff you'll not find her whole masterlist on here, but it's a pretty close call.

I organized the list from A-Z because I could never choose a favorite, but it's too much for one post, sooo.... have fun with

s-y and all the teams (without Sakusa and Suna because they need an extra post)

Suna Rintaro: Pansexual y cualquier cosa se la suda. Romanticamente... Demiromantico? No se cierra nunca en las relaciones porque le da un poquito de pánico el compromiso, pero él dice que no va de eso. Te miente en la cara también, porque lo sabe.

Miya Atsumu: Romantico y Bisexual. Sexualmente es potencialmente vainilla boi, quizá hasta un poco torpe.

Sakusa Kiyoomi: Demiromantico y demisexual. Y no me bajo de este carro. Es de los que hasta super enamorado te manda a la mierda porque "Te vas a quedar sola, Lorena" y el contesta "Lo más bonito que me han dicho nunca".

Kozume Kenma: Romantico y demisexual. Lo de romantico también es un poco realtivo, porque su forma de interpetar el romance no es muy clasica que digamos.

Terushima Yuuji: Bisexual. Mas de chavalas que de chicos. Monoromantico, no porque sea sino porque es celoso a morir y prefiere cerrarse puertas a que sus parejas estén con otras personas. ERES UNA RED FLAG BOI.

Fukunaga Shohei: Asexual a full (le da la pereza de la vida el sexo, cabe decir) y Demiromantico (También le da la pereza de la vida).

Miya Osamu: Este hombre es bisexual, polylove, romantico clasico y cursi de los que te da diabetes pero le cuesta un poco de tiempo sacarlo porque procesa las emociones como un windows del 95.

Komori Motoya: Polylove, romantico de me voy a morir con tanto azucar y por favor replanteate el sirope de agave chaval.

Tendo Satori: Gay, monoromantico. Sexualmente creo que anda en el espectro asexual, porque no es como que el factor sexual le pese en exceso.

Bokuto Kotaro: El Polylove no le convence porque a pesar de todo, sexualmente es más abierto, es más monoromantico. Maricon perdido, las chavalas no le llaman más que como un concepto asthetic. Aún así quiere gustarle a las chavalas, quiere gustarle a todo el mundo.

Kuroo Tetsuro: Bisexual, pero siempre ha creido que es gay hasta que se le cruzan algunas chicas que le atraen. Monoromantico, intenta otras cosas pero no le sale entre otras cosas porque huele a celoso de mierda.

Futakuchi Kenji: Él se cree arromantico, pero no es el tipo más cursi del planeta. PEro tiene que mantener esa fachada. Le gustan mayoritaramente los hombres, no se cierra la puerta.

Akaashi Keiji: Es un tipo gay de los más comun. Monoromantico, aunque puede estar abierto a más cosas, es como que su rigidez a veces no le deja.

Oikawa Tooru: GAY. Caprichoso y todo a su manera. Romanticamente ¿hace algo más que mirarse al espejo? ¿Quiere una pareja o un esclavo? En verdad es un bebé que quiere que le amen pero no sabe amarse y no sabe amar bien. Poor boi.

Kunimi Akira: Mas gay y se muere. Pero si le preguntas solo contesta que tú espectifacemte no le interesas así que deja de indagar. Porbablmente demiromantico.

Hinata Shoyo: Bisexual. Mas de chicas que de chicos, y romantico cursi.

Kageyama Tobio: Pues... VOLEIBOLSEXUAL. Si no juegas al voley no le interesas. mayormente es tan MARICON que se muere. Puede desarollar crushes con chavales que no les gusta el voley, pero no duran porque se aburre. Es de esas personas que necesita mucho espacio personal y que la gente se implique en sus intereses. (¿es autista? si).

Semi Eita: Como ISTP le gusta timar a señoras. Bisexual. No sabe tener la polla quieta, si, y le cuesta comunicarse en ese sentido porque tiene ideas como muy clasicas mentidas en la mente.

Iwaizumi Hajime: Yo a este hombre, lo siento pero es mi inclusión forzada de la heterosexualidad. Seguro que lo ha intentado con algún hombre, pero nanai. Es que él es too much energia masculina. No es monoromantico, pero la gente le da mucha pereza así que acaba siendo monoromantico porque si ya cuesta encontrar a una persona para tener una relación sana, imagina encontrar dos.

Ushijima Wakatoshi: Hetero-romantico clasico y asexual. No le interesa el sexo, es más como un concepto teorico para tener hijos y ver la cara de su novia lo más asthetic posible. Lo siento, es otro que más energia masculina y se muere. Me pone, que le vamos a hacer. Como persona con el libido por las nubes y que quiere morir, siempre me atraen los asexuales.

Shirabu Kenjiro: Maricón en el armario y misogino a morir. Aún dice que las chavalas tienen piojos como cuando tenía cinco años. Demiromantico. Insoportable. En verdad, este personaje me gusta eh. Se que no lo parece.

Kyotani Kentaro: Bisexual, aunque es muy demiromantico. Si no te conoce ni de broma le vas a gustar. De hecho quizá también es demisexual. Solo le importa el voley y los animales ( Iwaizumi también es un animal para Kentaro).

Komi Haruki: Anda en el espectro arromantico. Pansexual, pero todo el mundo le parece imbécil. Es porbablemente porque es un poquito narcisista, pero se autoregula bien.

Sarukui Yamato: MARICÓN rico. Puede parecer que es menos clasista que Komi, pero sin iguales en eso, pero interpeta mejor. En realidad es muy monoromantico.

Konoha Akinori: Bisexual en el armario. Se cree hetero y no le saques de ahí que cortocirquitea( para él su atracción hacía Akaashi no es real, o no cuenta, es un montaje de Komi y Sarukui para joderle). Monoromantico y monosexual.

Washio Tatsuki : Su vibra es tan masculina que me da repelus. Sexy. Le molan solo las chavalas. No le asustan los hombres pero no siente atracción y se siente incomodo cuando Komi le hace bromas sexuales.

Onaga Wataru: Boi, este hombre no se cuestiona esas cosas. Si le gusta le gusta, sino no. Mucho texto.

Anahori Shuichi: Es el clasico gay perfomatico, pero en verdad es pansexual. Lo que claro da vibras homo, así que pocas chicas se acercan con intención dé. Monoromantico a morir y se consagra al amor, así que te va a seguir sonriendo si le traicionas pero le dueles mil.

ft. karasuno, dateko, nekoma and fukurodani.

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• masterlist / haikyuu fwb version I.

HINATA: you were very attached to atsumu and consequently you ended up meeting shoyo when both friends played in msby, you always found him a very hectic and excited guy and it caught your attention. The friendship came naturally, but the two could not avoid the attraction they felt for each other. Sometimes there were some kisses!!

ASAHI: the guy with the big hair had a shy face but actually he's the kind who likes to kiss on the mouth while he puts a little pressure on your neck, he likes to see you suffer even when it's time to kiss. Azumane loves your neck, it is the part of his body that most draws his attention and with that he loves to leave some purple marks in this place, even if you are only friends.

LEV: the dumb and idiot best friend, but when they are in bed together, Lev likes to leave the mark of his big hand on his ass. His slaps hurt so much, but it is so pleasant to feel and know that your friend has fun playing with his buttocks.

KOGANEGAWA: he always wanted to be friends with all of karasuno's crew, and being friends with captain daichi's sister was a great idea. During the day you two go out together with friends, you are inseparable friends, and at night he likes to be your baby, he likes to be cared for and pampered.

AONE: he's a cold guy with other people, it took a while until the exchange of looks turned into a friendship. You just liked each other's friendship, it was a good thing. But you two also enjoyed sleeping together and having sex almost every weekend, it was routine in your friendship.

WASHIO: you are akaashi's ex-girlfriend and he has always been my friend, but with the event of your end, you needed someone to comfort you and take care of the tearful girl you were. So washio was there to wipe her tears and kiss her lips whenever it was needed.

✨Hate each other✨

Akaashi Keiji aka physically okay/mentally fucked

You would think this man is okay. We all know that shit’s a lie.

Specifically exists just to be a brat

Being a mom really changed him

Onaga Wataru aka the “nice one”

Says he’s fine but be lying

He tries to be nice to them all but they tell him to shut up (he cries)

One day he gonna snap oh shit-

Washio Tatsuki aka why and how am I still here

He personally asks himself why he stays with them

They’re menaces to society he tells you

Screamed inside the storage room at least once

Komi Haruki aka should I care?

Bullshit be happening but he pretends not to see

You get called in by the cops, he would not send you bailout

would sell you out though

Yukie Shirofuku aka raging feminist

She probably has a Twitter no cap

You a man and you fuck up? “You’re just like your father”

Women ✨💕😩

Kaori Suzumeda aka “sounds like a you problem, luv”

You got a problem, do not ask this girl

Would not know what the fuck is going on half of the time

Also Women✨💕😩

Konoha Akinori aka 4K catcher™️

The man has seen enough shit in his life to write an autobiography about it

He says he’s better than Akaashi (he’s not, he’s worse)

Every since that faithful day, he would cry when walking into the showers.

Sarukui Yamato aka .w.

Would laugh at your anguish

He probably owns a dollar store camera just to catch some bullshit

Wears heels because “bopping people’s feet is fun :)”

And the captain that carries this wonderful team…

Bokuto Koutarou aka Dababy

Not like dababy but like he’s a little bitch 80% of the time

Probably cries himself to sleep

There’s always that one week during a month where he stops taking everyone’s shit and just goes off people (akaashistopfuckingdrooling-)

Oh yeah there’s Anahori Shuichi too

heads up: the managers in the anime don’t exist in this universe :> there’s only you, hun.

~ Happy bokuto day! ~

- Honestly,,, also chaotic aF

- Akaashi, helps you handle the team because handling Bokuto and his antics is impossible for only one person. The team knows this (and maybe even Bokuto himself does) that’s why they’re thankful to you and the second year for being level-headed

- Akaashi finds comfort in you. He isn’t one to say his troubles out loud especially since the team has a certain owl captain to worry about so in the end he just keeps everything to himself

- When you came into the scene, you could sense his anxiousness and asked him if he was alright. At first he didn’t budge but because you always reminded him how he wasn’t alone+++

- being the pushy person you are, he finally spilled all of his frustrations and worries. He felt waaaaay better after letting it all out and he trusted you with this information 

- You both became rant buddies. This went as far as ranting even what happens in dreams. You’ve both formed a unique bond no one else could have.

- The third years are honestly SICK of Bokuto’s mood swings like brO?? WHAT’S WRONG NOW?????

- They forgive him because they still love their childish captain and there’s no denying his skill

- Konoha, Onaga and Komi are the official members of the “Leave it to us to compliment our baby captain” club every time emobokuto appears

- They often have to tell Akaashi that he can just let Bokuto be when he’s in emo mode

- Sarukui is just in the neutral plane, other people can handle Bokuto he’s just gonna stick to playing if you all don’t mind

- Same goes to Washio, he’s just too used to Bokuto’s rashness that he gets uneasy when a mood swing doesn’t come 

- Bokuto is the master of hugs. Have you even seen his beefy build? (Please suffocate me)

- Bokuto loves showing off his spikes to you, specially those extra sharp cut shots on good days

- He’s also the type who won’t want to drink water if it isn’t you who hands him the bottle. HE IS LITERALLY YOR CHILD AT THIS POINT

- But when he needs to be a daddy man, shit’s going down

- There was this one time, you and the third years and Akaashi rode a train to go pick up supplies for the club. Tokyo trains are usually packed and that sometimes leads to perverts lurking. 

- Someone was brushing the back of his hand against your behind and thankfully Bokuto saw their sweet manager on the verge of tears, eyes pleading for help

- The captain squeezed through the crown and made his presence known to the dirty man

- He was tall and buff so his figure towered over the pervert and he looked like he was about to spike the man’s head into next week

- Bokuto grabbed the man’s hand and yelled at him “the FUCK are you tryna do with our girl, shithead?!”

- Your knees got weak. Bokuto being mad = HOT

- When you all got off the train, everyone asked if you were okay. Bokuto on the other hand started bawling and hugging you tightly saying that you didn’t deserve that cue his loudest “(Y/N-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAN)!!!!!”

- You all stopped by an ice cream place just to get him to stop crying. When asked where he learned how to swear like that, a cat named Kuroo Tetsuro was the culprit

Being the manager of Shiratorizawa

Being the manager of Seijoh / Aoba Johsai

Being the manager of Nekoma

Being the manager of Karasuno