#warwritten

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Eat your fucking vegetables you garbage blond 🥗🥕🥬🥒  @warwritten​

Please tell us more about the time Tony ate a dragon, thank you

if i weren’t lazy (also read: need to go the fuck to bed), i’d go dig up the panels, but instead you’ll have to deal with the amanda’s paraphrased version of events.  okay.

so tony was screwing around with time travel, as one does.  see, he blamed himself for some stuff that happened (because of course he did) that wasn’t actually his fault, but that someone did to get at him, and he wanted to fix it, right?  he thought maybe he could go back, make a difference.  change things.

so tony goes back in time.  fries his armor, it’s literally only a metal suit.  ends up in very early medieval england.  meets a knight, kicks his ass, takes his horse.  meets a girl, thinks she’s hitting on him, surprise! she’s a witch!  and wants his fantabulous armor.  wants to know how he made it.  he literally told her, she had him tortured.  he and the knight who’s ass he kicked end up in cells next to each other.  they get to talking.  tony gets his hands on his armor and they break the fuck out, knight gets his horse back, tony steals another, and they haul ass.

please note this was the time that tony had the mechanical heart from the obsessive boyfriend sentient suit that tried to kill him, and the charge on it was ticking down.

back in the present(ish) day, this archaeologist contacts pepper and shows her an iron man helmet that was found in a layer with some other bits and bobs from the time period tony went back to.  inside was a skull!  oh no!

anyway, tony and dudeknight who’s name i can’t remember atm take shelter in a cave and go to sleep.  when they wake up there’s a dragon?  tony had gotten some of his armor working, and together they kill it.  and then, well.  how often do you slay a literal dragon, right?  might as well make a whole story of it, and so...they cook and eat the dragon.  they have dragon for breakfast the next morning, too.  just.  dragon for miles.

anyway, pepper sent through another suit of armor that worked, the evil witch lady took tony’s broken armor, put it on, and when she put on the helmet it...well.  let’s just say it wasn’t tony’s skull that got found in it.  and the archaeologist?  actually evil witch lady.

the moral of this story is that tony stark is a human garbage disposal and will literally eat anything, and also that he makes friends by getting his ass kicked or kicking someone else’s ass.

I read a fic like this where Len wakes up in 2016 after Oculus and everyone thinks he’s Leo so he crashes with Barry and Iris while trying to figure out what’s going on. And he’s a bit jealous of this other him. In the end they reveal they realized almost immediately who he was and wanted him to stay. It ends in a Barry/Iris/Len polyship, which was very cute.

Oof gladly! We all know how much I love @brooklynsoul!! I’m not gonna tag ALL their blogs bc that’s excessive but here’s sending some well-deserved love to all of them anyway <3

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