#warren posting

𝑊𝑎𝑟𝑟𝑒𝑛 𝐷𝑒𝑀𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑖 × 𝑓𝑒𝑚! 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟| 𝐒𝐄𝐓 𝐈𝐍 : 1985 | 𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴: 𝘯𝘰𝘯𝘦

{ a/n : i haven't written fanfiction in SUCHHH a long darn time, please have mercy on ass if its crappy. I genuinely never proof read so grammatical mistakes MIGHT be found LOL.}

It was a lovely Saturday evening in LA, the sun was setting, you were sitting in the living room of your small apartment which you shared with Warren, flipping through a TV GUIDE magazine, since you had nothing else to do. Warren was on tour in Japan but you couldn't tag along since you had some projects to be done for work. Half an hour passed by, when suddenly the telephone rang, you picked it up. "Hello?" the familiar voice chimed from other line "Warren?? Hi honey" You responded your voice ever so affectionate and sweet " I really miss you, love" He blurted out before he could stop his own self. He had been missing you the moment he left for Japan, and without you by his his side, he was feeling extremely lonely despite being surrounded by his bandmates and having MILLIONS of fans cheer for him at arenas & stadiums...there was a space in his heart that NO ONE could fill up, only you. "It's so lonely without you" A small smile graced your face when you heard these words, a pang of affection and sympathy for your lover "Honey, it cannot be THAT lonely" "It is!" he said defensively You couldn't help but laugh at that "Okay.. calm down, it IS lonely for you" A pause as you pondered whether to mess with him or not. "But...maybe you're lying to me" you sighed with faux exasperation " Who knows maybe you're holding someone else in your arms right now" He started coughing uncontrollably, "EXCUSE ME!!! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND WOMAN..you really think I would stop that low?? huh? answer me" You had to stop yourself from laughing out loud "It's called a joke Mr DeMartini, ever heard of one before??" " Shut up, don't annoy me. I'm paying lots of money to make this call " " Okay, fine babe" You finally gave the guy a break Then an audible sigh from his part, " Sweetheart, can't you just fly over here??" "Warren, honey I have a job to do" "Yeah yeah I know, you're a buy woman yadda yadda yadda, but can't you fly in just for ONE NIGHT??" "No." you responded sternly " Fine " He sighed "I hate sleeping alone, yknow that?" " I know " " I swear I haven't slept in days, I have been surviving on naps, coffee and Gatorade" He admitted "Gatorade?" "Yeah, weird and questionable but it works for me" " That's not good sweetheart, you're going to end up with a massive headache and you know you get lightheaded and nauseous when you don't get enough rest" " I know dollface, i just miss you so DAMN much" " Hug the pillow and just....imagine it's me" "Trust me honey, I tried" he chuckled wryly There was a momentary silence that lingered between the two lovers before you broke the silence " Sweetheart, I really miss you too. The place feels really empty without you" "Well, look at the bright side doll, I'm not there to mix up the whites and the colors on laundry day" He laughs "That's one way to look at it" you teased " Great minds think in many perspectives sweetheart" he sounded so arrogant saying that " Great minds don't fail PE" " Ok, now you're crossing a boundary dollface" You let out a joyous laugh "ouch, stings doesn't it, peabrain?" " Okay now this is borderline bullying" " No it isn't, silly boy " " You know doll? for someone who's supposed to be showering their handsome boyfriend with love and affection, you bully me a lot." " It's aggressive affection, honey. " "Mmhmm, whatever you say boss " "Atta boy" " OKAY NOW" he stated with a tinge of defensiveness " That's for bedroom uses ONLY" " Nuh-uh, like you said I'm the boss aren't I?" He scoffed " Using that against me already? I swear- you are an evil woman. You wound my heart" " Awww, he's hurt? Poor baby" " UGHH " he groaned " You piss me off" " You love it " " What?" He said flustered, his cheeks started burning up " No- i-..i DO NOT!" " Don't lie to me, you know I hate liars" you teased with an attempt to mimic a seductive tone " Uh- i..-i- fine. Happy now??" " Very happy , thank you darling" " you're welcome" he grumbled

The banter between the two went ON AND ON. He was rambling about how Bobby was pissing him off at rehearsals, the hectic tour schedules. She was telling him about some weird trip to the grocery store. The conversation went on like it would've if he was right there IN PERSON, for a moment there all his loneliness went away replaced by this deep affection for his woman.

It was finally time for him to hang up since he had a radio interview to be done, "Sweetheart? I have to go right now. These stupid interviews and whatever bullshit I gotta do" " Alright honey. I love you" His chest tightened in the best way possible, it always did whenever she said those words. " I love you more, darling" " Bye babe, be on your best behavior for me alright??" " Bye ,and yes boss I will be on my level-best behavior" And reluctantly he hung up the damn phone, and again that small wave of loneliness hit him AGAIN. He loved her so much it scared him but he HAD to admit she just MIGHT be the best damn person he ever met and he was, is and WILL always be grateful to have her in his life

happy birthday to the guy I've been crushing on for 6 years straight, i love you so so so much. he's never gonna see this but I hope he knows how much he means to me, the joy he brings to me <3 again, wishing this handsome fella the best birthday ever ♡ I love you 🤍🪽

edit made by me ◇

a/n: this is my first time writing again after a year of stopping. pls be kind ik its a bit rough around the edges

- very devoted to his relationships, surprising for a rocker like him.

- will drag u on tour with him no MATTER what.

Sick? It's ok he'll become a part time medical worker for you

" but warren i have a job to do " his response?

"okay and? babe cmon this is once in a lifetime chance" ( he says this everytime)

- very very sweet and affectionate

- constant physical display of affection.

holding your hand, holding you by the waist, even in front of his bandmates even though they tease him for it. Especially Bobby: " oh, ho ho...Romeo ain't dead after all "

- he gets very shy when people asks questions about you

- always using terms of endearment

darling, sweetheart, princess, love, baby, babe, honey, plum, dollie, angel, pumpkin, dollface, "Missus"

- he always has hard candy, gum, jellies or chocolates in his pockets

you two will be sitting in a car and he'd be chewing on something (aside from the constant smoking). AND EVERYTIME he'll go " you hungry? " even if you say no he WILL make you keep whatever sweet treat he's given you

- " ok?? Can't a man admire his woman "

whenever he gets caught staring at you

- has his hand on ur ass when he wants to

bends down? SMACK

- walking around? he'll hold ur hand but the moment he gets bored, his hands goes to your backpocket or just blatantly grabbing your bottom.

- LOOOOVES GETTING KISSES FROM YOU

• " Where's my good night kiss?? "

• before he leaves for a gig " cmon kiss ur man or else..." ( no one is scared of you stripper boy )

• will smile like an idiot when you kiss his forehead

- and likewise he LOVES KISSING YOU

• the moment he gets you alone, he's eating your lips

• stuck in traffic jam on the tour bus?? kiss

• he'll even kiss you when you're arguing with him

" that outta shut up your pretty ass"

- helps around the house ( he's a good boy )

- loves your cooking but he just doesn't want to exhaust his girl out

• " sweetheart, I thought I already told you I'll be making dinner tonight. get out let me handle it "

- he does laundry but messes it up ( atleast he tries?)

- he's a cuddle bug

- arguments happen alot,sometimes it's just banter

BUT it does get serious ( sometimes about the most nonsense reasons)

- you DO scream at each other but at the end of the day, the argument is easily forgotten and you'll end up getting along

- but SEVERE arguments? you'll send him to sleep on the couch and he'll never GO TO THE DAMN COUCH

• " the couch ? hell nah woman. Good luck with that "

and proceeds to sleep with his back faced to you

- both of you apologise eventually

- carries a picture of you in his wallet

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