#warpjazz

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The capabilities of teleporting are well known to Jazz. Skywarp, however, is the one who knows all the intricacies of messing with others using his ability.

Cat cafe date. Or whatever the Cybertron equivalent is.

RU: Однажды я доведу до ума эту картинку. Но а пока что - это правда всего лишь скетч. Думаю, что днем накидаю хэдканонов на Шаттеред Гласс ВорпДжазов... Ну и на G1 тоже, хи-хи.

ENG: One day I'll finish this picture. But for now, this is really just a sketch. Btw, I think that during the day I'll make headcanons on Shattered Glass WarpJazz... Well, on G1 too, he-he.

RU: Кстати, вот мои версии их хуманизаций в гаче! Знаю, что Скайварп черно-синий, ноооо... Я видела один арт в Гугле и там был такой ШГ сикер (наверное это был Тандеркрекер... Хотя, он в каноне более «ядерный»... 🤔🤔)... В общем, как бы то ни было - мне кажется, что зелено-серый Скайварпу подходит больше!

ENG: Btw, that's my vers of their humanizations in GC! Ik that Skywarp is black and blue, buuuuuut... I saw one art on Google and there was SG seeker with this palette (probably it was Thundercracker... Although, in the canon he is more “nuclear”... 🤔🤔)... In general, be that as it may, I think that green-gray suits SG Skywarp better!

ENG: «Gay pensioner seduces neighbor» - Iacon Times, [3 years ago]

I really want to write smth WarpJazz related, but I have 0 ideas 😭

"You have a funny surname"

"🤣🤣🤣"

"I'm going to fucking put it in your passport"

"Gonna laugh together"

"I have to talk to you!"

"Okay. But only if it's important!"

"It's really important!"

"..."

"So, imagine that you're a rhombus"

This one is, sadly, untranslatable. But in short, the word “обкашлять” has a second meaning - “discuss.” But because means two, then the second interlocutor answered sarcastically to match the word (he still has bronchitis).

"Dima where the fuck you were? We called all the morgues. You are everywhere."

RU: Не то чтобы их многое связывает на первый взгляд, нооо.... Мне кажется, что если бы Скайварп был автоботом и поумерил бы свою жестокость, то он и Джаз бы подружились.

НУ ТИПА РЕБЯТ. У НИХ ЖЕ ТАКИЕ СХОЖИЕ ХАРАКТЕРЫ, НУ 🤌🤌

Они как... Две стороны одной медали?..

ENG: Not that they have much in common at the first sight, but.... It seems to me that if Skywarp were an Autobot and would moderate his cruelty, then he and Jazz would become friends.

JUST UH, LIKE, GUYS. THEY HAVE THE PRETTY MUCH SIMILAR CHARACTERS 🤌🤌