On the fourth day of Starlight, Fate gave to Escher Strange - an encounter with a very odd fan:
"You know of me? You do? You do! You really do love me!"
"Of course I do! You're a marshmallow of an arsonist!"
"I'm a what- Excuse me, I'm not a marshmallow, I do work out."
"Pssht, that's your heart I'm talking about - if your father is anything to go by, of course you're a hottie. Oh and don't worry, I'm sure your boyfriend and you will get on with it at some point. The universe just doesn't like you."
"What do you mean the universe doesn't like me-! Screw you, universe!"
"Well, they don't seem to like you and Adrian boning is the thing..."
"But you'll get there - you always do."
"Whoop, time's up, gotta go, have a merry Starlight and happy Heavensturn! Byeeee!"
A very merry non-canon meeting with our favourite pink-haired FFXIV character/WoL, @escherstrange-ffxiv <3
More to come (coz of course there are more)!