#wanderingreader

Thank you so much!

oh my gosh, so my internet buddies (who happen to also be buddies, but in the real life and internet form) tyler and cat have both tagged me in this weird q+a thingy. not one to shy away from queries (this is the closest i get to being like an episode of inside the actor's studio), here are my attempts. the rules of the tagging thingy are:

Tag Game

Rule 1: Always post the rules  Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 11 new ones.  Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to the post.  Rule 4: Actually tell people you’ve tagged them

if you're reading this jess and erica and thomas and joseph and julia and blaise and nicole and madeline and zoe and agnes then you know you're tagged. special shoutouts to tyler and cat, duh.

So, since tyler tagged me first, here are her questions:

1. What was your first screen name? i had several, and they were ALL terrible! a) ankharah: from my goth/faux egyptian worship phase

b) eclectic_sparkle: from my days of being super into spike jonze music videos (i'm so old)

c) eclectic_daisy: because i was a super eclectic 14 year old, and daisies are my favorite flower.

d) gutter_glitter: see goth phase

3) puella_absurd: because being a super "eclectic" 15 year old that took latin meant coming up with a super edgy and hip (read: dorky) screen name that i still can't quit

2. What is your life motto? credo quia absurdum est/ain't i a woman

3. What would be your ideal breakfast, lunch, and dinner?

*breakfast: buratta, tomatoes, crusty baguette

*lunch: buratta, tomatoes, crusty baguette

*dinner: seared scallops with risotto or grilled asparagus. or...you know, pizza from nyc.

4. What is a weird complaint you have about your physical appearance?  (Like the “my nail beds suck!” scene in Mean Girls) (You are all beautiful and perfect though): i feel anger toward my neck (adapted from nora ephron, of course), also my earlobes get flakey when the weather is dry. also my right boob is bigger than my left and it makes my necklaces lopsided.

5. What would your love potion smell like?: prada pour homme intense. the sexiest, smokiest of colognes. i steal sprays from mike whenever i can.

6. What do you wear to bed?: pj pants (always gillian + o'malley from the bullseye. always) and a random tee, either already on me, or very near me.

7. How do you feel about shopping?: love shopping. i also love shopping alone (clothes). i hate going clothes hunting with someone who takes forever/isn't fun. i do however love knick-knack (as in everything but clothes) shopping with people.

8. What do you think happens after you die?: i stop breathing, and people start crying.

9. Have you ever been to a movie by yourself? (If you haven’t, you should try it because it’s the best): going to a movie alone is one of the most empowering activities, followed by solo dinners. it's an amazing way for me to see all the movies nobody else wants to, and it feels so freeing. 

10. What are you most afraid of? death, spiders, not being liked, not being smart/smart enough, never traveling to the places i want to travel to, not being influential with my voice

11. How do you feel about cilantro? ;): i generally ask for extra in everything, so....i kind of love it a lot.

okay, now cat's!

What is your favorite movie? harold and maude.i believe it should be everyone's favorite. i could list more movies, but i think i'll waist space on tv shows

What is your favorite TV series? six feet under, battlestar galactica, monty python's flying circus, the uk office, and of course, jem

What’s your favorite song? this one is a tough one. i love so so so many songs. i mean, my world stops for: it's so hard to be a saint in the city  and i've just seen a face and moonage daydream and so many other things that my head can't think.

What’s your favorite book? ghost world. high fidelity, anais nin's diaries, and the phantom tollbooth

What’s your favorite quote? if you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

What’s your favorite animal? duck billed platypus

What’s your favorite clothing accessory? i'm pretty partial to pants, but i also have a thing for blazers and scarves

What’s your favorite hot tea? earl grey, followed by darjeeling

What’s does your dream home/yard look like? this is my dream house. dream gardens are either the norton simon sculpture garden or the boboli gardens in florence (fun fact. i lived in florence for a summer)

What’s your favorite author? dorothy parker, sarah vowell, oscar wilde, harvey pekar

What hand do you drive with? mostly my left

What’s your biggest fear? that other people will see me the way i see myself

What’s your ultimate dream in life? to be the person i always hoped i could be

SO, i'm going to try and tag some people here, and i'm also going to apologize to the 4 people i just befriended in my harry potter lit class bc i'm totally going to tag ya'll and it's going to be dorky and blergh.

your 11 questions are:

1) you're trapped in a horror series. what series are you in? (like friday the 13th or halloween or what)

2) what are your top 5 dream countries you've always wanted to visit?

3) if you could have a theme song while driving, what would it be? would you have different songs for different driving styles?

4) who would write the soundtrack to your life?

5) what is your favorite season, and why?

6) what was the one toy from your childhood you wish you still had?

7) what band do you think i should start listening to, and what is your fave song by them?

8) how do i know you?

9) what's your favorite cheesy movie/guilty pleasure movie?

10) what's the most romantic film to you?

David Copperfield or Great Expectations if you haven't read them already.

Girlfriend: I don't like wine.

Me: That's right. You're not as sophisticated as me.

Girlfriend: Go suck a dick.

Me: Okay!

Emigrate (playing on my iPod): Eagle flies across a flag

Bureaucracy is such a drag

Behold a pale horse tonight

The men in black are out of sight

She comes

Jess: *laughs*

Me: What?