#waitress!au

ok why have i never seen a post about a Waitress!AU for omgcheckplease? like the musical waitress

Like Bitty the pie maker who has big dreams of leaving his terrible husband (probably a chad) who learned everything from his momma. 

nursey is becky, dex is cal, and as for dawn and ogie I've been going back and forth between having it be ransom/holster, farmer/chowder, or lardo/shitty??? I think that I'm leaning towards holsom bc Coral Reef rans would sing this and holtz would sing this. but also shitty singing I Love You Like A Table to lardo...

And then nursey and dex (like becky and cal) are having an affair but in front of everybody else they’re all posturing that they hate each other lmao it’s pretty perfect

and then Jack is the handsome doctor who is married (to parse probably?) comes in and who bitty has a wild passionate affair with (idk HOW they meet since in this AU bitty can’t get pregnant so...). i just want you to imagine Jack singing this bc its awkward and silly and it just FEELS like something Hockey Robot Jack Zimmermann would sing. but also bitty bringing his (very hot) doctor some “In the Dark Dark Chocolate pie” like very subtle eric