#waitingforbatman

Collating all the domestic ship memes together into one post, send me a ship and I’ll tell you:

Who’s more dominant:Trav tries and tries, wanting to prove himself and appear stronger than Crow, and tbh he would find his attempts utterly adorable, ruffling his hair but all in all, Crow is more dominant mostly in bed ahem.

Who’s the cuddler:Uuh, I don’t know if Travis is into cuddling but I could see him curling up on Crow’s lap like a dog uwu.

Who’s the big spoon/little spoon:Idek if the positions they would manage to fall asleep into could include a big or little spoon; like Travis’ head would probably rest in Crow’s lap while he himself would doze off in sitting or something.

What’s their favorite non-sexual activity:Hm, maybe listening to 50′s tunes, smoking and just relaxing? They’re relationship is pretty much based of sex, so there’s not a lot they do together not involving it.

Who uses all the hot water:I have this image in my head that they both shower cold? So they’re probably stocked up on warm water for years pfffft.

Most trivial thing they fight over: Perhaps one assuming the other once again intervened in his business ( killing a client or something ), arguing like children ‘You did!’, ‘I didn’t!!”.

Who does most of the cleaning: I have to strike these out omg sorry but Crow wouldn’t move in with him just yet ( it takes him a long time to settle somewhere, considering he’s always on the move ) and I doubt that Travis stays in one place either?

What has a season pass on their dvr/Who controls the netflix queue:

Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: 

Who leaves their stuff around:

Who remembers to buy the milk: As a joke, Crow would sometimes leave bottles of milk in front of Travis’ door because he called him pussy once or because he’s bought too many for his cat and doesn’t drink it himself.

Who remembers anniversaries:  Neither. I doubt they would find birthdays important and stuff like ‘we’ve been together for a year!!’ is ludicrous to both.

Who cooks normally: Travis would be forced to, ‘cause if Crow cooks, you can instantly call the fire department.

How often do they fight:I imagine Travis having as little patience as Scarecrow, barking something at him and earning an insult in return, probably ending up in punches and bloody noses. So quite often, I’d say.

What do they do when they’re away from each other: Crow isn’t really bothered by Travis not being with him ( he’s still to indifferent to truly care about him ) and I doubt that Travis is dissapointed by it? I mean he maybe has to take care of his boner himself but yanno.

Nicknames for each other: Scarecrow would have no mercy, using every possible term associated with ‘dogs’, so something like ‘puppy’, ‘mutt’ if he’s angry and every now and then ‘kid’ or ‘kiddo’. Travis on the other hand would just call him Crow.

Who is more likely to pay for dinner: Crow, mostly because a) he’s a real charmer and b) he somewhat assumes Travis to not have much money, despite being a criminal as well.

Who steals the covers at night: Travis, having it carelessly dragged over his body, even if he doesn’t really need it with how it’s placed over him.

What would they get each other for gifts:Doubt they even need anything else but cigarettes, so it’s become a habit to buy a pack for the other as well.

Who kissed who first:They haven’t kissed yet, but Crow knows how to pull his strings; he’s gonna lure the poor kid and get him to kiss him first.

Who made the first move:They already began flirting as soon as Crow even entered the bar omg but I’d say Travis.

Who remembers things: Isn’t much to remember, they hardly speak about themselves.

Who started the relationship:They haven’t even kissed yet lmao, but as soon as Travis does that, I guess he can say he did??

Who cusses more: Crow has his degree in cussing, like, nothing’s worse than what comes out of that mouth.

What would they do if the other one was hurt: I don’t know about Travis, but Crow would defos help him by bandaging the wound or even stitching him back together, but I assume he’d do the same.

Who is the dirty talker:Traviiiiis, definitely!! It gets so extreme sometimes that Crow has to put a hand over his mouth and roll his eyes like “Jesus, will y’ever shut up?”

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