#outofbelligerence

Collating all the domestic ship memes together into one post, send me a ship and I’ll tell you:

Who’s more dominant:Sexually, they tend to switch. By their mere personality, though ( ‘cause Zach’s more of the romantic-type ), I’d say Crow.

Who’s the cuddler:Zachy!! Even though he never says it out loud, he loves it when his boyfriend at least cuddles with him and proves to be a bit romantic.

Who’s the big spoon/little spoon:Zach’s the big spoon, mostly due to his height but also because he likes to keep Crow in his arms uwu.

What’s their favorite non-sexual activity:Just spending time in each possible way, I guess, though they rarely kill together; has something of a lone wolf-vibe apparently.

Who uses all the hot water:Zachy-boy likes to look as dapper as possible, so I could see him shower often or longer!!

Most trivial thing they fight over: Jealousy makes you paranoid and as most of Crow’s clients/crew seem to have a good relationship with him, he could quickly come to an early dissapointed or angry conclusion.

Who does most of the cleaning: Considering it’s still his house and Crow hardly leaves traits of him ever being there, Zachary would do it.

What has a season pass on their dvr/Who controls the netflix queue:I honestly doubt they watch that many movies together - or at all -, ‘cause Zachary prefers to write and Scarecrow isn’t quite interested in them??

Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working:  You mean Crow threatening him to finally fix it, even if none of both are freezing, ending up with an unknown dead body and a new landlord? Lmao.

Who leaves their stuff around:Depends on how long he’s planning on staying, but Crow tends to not throw his belongings around ( the few he has pffft ) or tidy up/collect them in the end.

Who remembers to buy the milk: I doubt either of them drink milk lmao but despite grocery shopping being a task that Crow often fulfills, they sometimes switch or go both nvn.

Who remembers anniversaries:  Another round for Zachary, ‘cause he’s a little sap and would probably remember things from Crow’s birthday to the moment they kissed.

Who cooks normally: Crow can’t cook for life and hardly sets foot into the kitchen but he makes it up with providing ingredients.

How often do they fight:Too often for their own sake but they got a bad temper and a loud voice that wants to be heard, so who can blame them?

What do they do when they’re away from each other:Slowly grow impatient of not being able to touch each other? Pfffft, Crow can handle it a bit better, but he returns as quickly as possible as soon as the job’s done.

Nicknames for each other: Crow has tendencies to call him everything from “Zachy-boy” to “blondie” to “luv’“ and “darls”. Zach on the other hand mainly sticks to “Crow.”

Who is more likely to pay for dinner: Depends on where they go to; Zachy pays for really fancy restaurants ( the ones Scarecrow is rather reluctant to go to hah ), Crow for things he can afford lmao.

Who steals the covers at night: Neither, as they prefer each other’s body heat uwu.

What would they get each other for gifts:Zachary would get him anything material ( ”I’ll buy you anything you want!” ), while greaser-boy sticks to dates ( such as his Christmas-present winks subtly ).

Who kissed who first:Fuck me if I remember I think it was Crow???

Who made the first move:Crow is a helpless flirt and as soon as he saw the perfect butt, he had to acknowledge the butt and praise his owner U w U.

Who remembers things: He always gets told not to, but Zachary can’t help but remember any detail about their relationship that the alcohol doesn’t drown out, so he has a little happiness he can dwell on, while Crow is away.

Who started the relationship:Uuuh, hard to say, ‘cause their relationship started out being pretty much based on sex, before blondie confessed to him? So I guess he did?

Who cusses more: Really though, our Texan here can legitimately turn any word into a curse and make it sound intimidating omg.

What would they do if the other one was hurt: Treat the wounds, of course!! Though Zachy often doesn’t wanna, insisting he’s fine and always earning a cocked eyebrow as he flinches when it does hurt.

Who is the dirty talker:Meh, neither tbh. Sometimes a bit bed talk appears out of the blue, but they’re never consistent in doing such.

Collating all the domestic ship memes together into one post, send me a ship and I’ll tell you:

Who’s more dominant:Trav tries and tries, wanting to prove himself and appear stronger than Crow, and tbh he would find his attempts utterly adorable, ruffling his hair but all in all, Crow is more dominant mostly in bed ahem.

Who’s the cuddler:Uuh, I don’t know if Travis is into cuddling but I could see him curling up on Crow’s lap like a dog uwu.

Who’s the big spoon/little spoon:Idek if the positions they would manage to fall asleep into could include a big or little spoon; like Travis’ head would probably rest in Crow’s lap while he himself would doze off in sitting or something.

What’s their favorite non-sexual activity:Hm, maybe listening to 50′s tunes, smoking and just relaxing? They’re relationship is pretty much based of sex, so there’s not a lot they do together not involving it.

Who uses all the hot water:I have this image in my head that they both shower cold? So they’re probably stocked up on warm water for years pfffft.

Most trivial thing they fight over: Perhaps one assuming the other once again intervened in his business ( killing a client or something ), arguing like children ‘You did!’, ‘I didn’t!!”.

Who does most of the cleaning: I have to strike these out omg sorry but Crow wouldn’t move in with him just yet ( it takes him a long time to settle somewhere, considering he’s always on the move ) and I doubt that Travis stays in one place either?

What has a season pass on their dvr/Who controls the netflix queue:

Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: 

Who leaves their stuff around:

Who remembers to buy the milk: As a joke, Crow would sometimes leave bottles of milk in front of Travis’ door because he called him pussy once or because he’s bought too many for his cat and doesn’t drink it himself.

Who remembers anniversaries:  Neither. I doubt they would find birthdays important and stuff like ‘we’ve been together for a year!!’ is ludicrous to both.

Who cooks normally: Travis would be forced to, ‘cause if Crow cooks, you can instantly call the fire department.

How often do they fight:I imagine Travis having as little patience as Scarecrow, barking something at him and earning an insult in return, probably ending up in punches and bloody noses. So quite often, I’d say.

What do they do when they’re away from each other: Crow isn’t really bothered by Travis not being with him ( he’s still to indifferent to truly care about him ) and I doubt that Travis is dissapointed by it? I mean he maybe has to take care of his boner himself but yanno.

Nicknames for each other: Scarecrow would have no mercy, using every possible term associated with ‘dogs’, so something like ‘puppy’, ‘mutt’ if he’s angry and every now and then ‘kid’ or ‘kiddo’. Travis on the other hand would just call him Crow.

Who is more likely to pay for dinner: Crow, mostly because a) he’s a real charmer and b) he somewhat assumes Travis to not have much money, despite being a criminal as well.

Who steals the covers at night: Travis, having it carelessly dragged over his body, even if he doesn’t really need it with how it’s placed over him.

What would they get each other for gifts:Doubt they even need anything else but cigarettes, so it’s become a habit to buy a pack for the other as well.

Who kissed who first:They haven’t kissed yet, but Crow knows how to pull his strings; he’s gonna lure the poor kid and get him to kiss him first.

Who made the first move:They already began flirting as soon as Crow even entered the bar omg but I’d say Travis.

Who remembers things: Isn’t much to remember, they hardly speak about themselves.

Who started the relationship:They haven’t even kissed yet lmao, but as soon as Travis does that, I guess he can say he did??

Who cusses more: Crow has his degree in cussing, like, nothing’s worse than what comes out of that mouth.

What would they do if the other one was hurt: I don’t know about Travis, but Crow would defos help him by bandaging the wound or even stitching him back together, but I assume he’d do the same.

Who is the dirty talker:Traviiiiis, definitely!! It gets so extreme sometimes that Crow has to put a hand over his mouth and roll his eyes like “Jesus, will y’ever shut up?”

Collating all the domestic ship memes together into one post, send me a ship and I’ll tell you:

Who’s more dominant:I’d say both, though Crow has more ways to reinforce his if he needs to.

Who’s the cuddler:Uh, neither tbh. Maybe Abby but she definitely wouldn’t ask Crow to cuddle with her or give any indication that she wants to, perhaps somewhat getting atop of him when he lies on the couch and having no volition to move.

Who’s the big spoon/little spoon:They wouldn’t go that far with proximity but if it somehow happened, I could see Abby being the little spoon, pressing her face into Crow’s chest.

What’s their favorite non-sexual activity:Sitting around in the morgue, relaxing from the day’s previous events and maybe grabbing a cup of coffee later.

Who uses all the hot water:Abby!! She likes to treat herself and Crow tends to shower cold anyway.

Most trivial thing they fight over: Probably whose reputation is higher in their field, ending up arguing like children omg.

Who does most of the cleaning: Neither, I couldn’t imagine them trusting each other enough to live together or have a sufficient amount of patience to not slice each other’s throat after twenty-four hours omg.

What has a season pass on their dvr/Who controls the netflix queue: Abby again ‘cause Crow doesn’t even watch netflix that boy is so old-school is2g.

Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working:  Scarecrow, because even if it’s amusing seeing Abby all curled up in covers, she forces him to call or fix it.

Who leaves their stuff around:They’re both pretty tidy, not really throwing their belongings around??

Who remembers to buy the milk: Crow, since he’s got a cat to feed that easily complains when his bowl’s empty.

Who remembers anniversaries:  This entire meme consists of neither omg None, ‘cause he never told her his birthday and I could imagine her bluntly texting him like “It’s my birthday.” and Crow rolling his eyes as he goes off to buy something but in the end, they don’t even celebrate holidays.

Who cooks normally:Do you want to set the kitchen on fire, jfc none of them can even put a pizza in the oven. They would call a restaurant or something.

How often do they fight:I’ve got a feeling Abby’s too calm and collected to honestly care about his tantrums. And if they do fight, it’s mostly hidden in sly comments and sarcasm. So yeah, often.

What do they do when they’re away from each other: Pretty much the same as they always do, befriending corpses and robbing banks.

Nicknames for each other: Do I have to remind you of Texas omg it’s like her replacement for his actual name. He would call her by his usal petnames: darls, hon’, nothing too special.

Who is more likely to pay for dinner: Crow, all Prince Charming-like. Sometimes Abby might order something really expensive, just to irritate him a litte but he’s stubborn and keeps paying.

Who steals the covers at night: Abby; she probably get cold easily and only is comfortable in bed when it’s warm.

What would they get each other for gifts:Clothing in general, maybe some jewerly for Abby.

Who kissed who first:Neeeeither, I just can’t see them being in an actual relationship. They’re just the two criminals that stand on the other side of the street and try to discretly judge your outfit; somewhat besties maybe.

Who made the first move:

Who remembers things: Abigail, but there’s not a lot to remember because greaser boy doesn’t tell. He’s also an amnesiac, so that makes the whole remembering task a bit difficult.

Who started the relationship:

Who cusses more: Scarecrow, hands down. He is so easily angered and expresses it with a sailor’s mouth.

What would they do if the other one was hurt: They can act as indifferent as they want, but when one of them comes around with a wound, they instantly patch it up or at least try and make it less painful.

Who is the dirty talker:

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