Christ, what kind of fucked of circus have I walked into?
And why has no other spoken a word about the juicy stories this academy has to offer? Let's see what's on the menu for the latest gossip dish. We have love triangles galore, the attack of the exes, Â rumored buns in the oven, and what looks like the secret killer of Warwick. First things first, who would've known Mr. Straight A's Chambers would've gotten a pair of ladies such as Loralei and Felicity. Tisk tisk, my sexy lady killer. Love triangles like this might come to bite you in the ass for later. Then what will you be left with? Nothing, but you're used to being dumped on your ass aren't you?
Next thing we have for our four course gossip meal is Daniel McGee, making his way back to the lonesome walls of Warwick. Why Lora gave up this nice piece of man candy, who knows (who cares). All I know is that the little green monster inside the strawberry blonde is predicted to come out sooner or later. Maybe the queen of Warwick can't always get what she wants eh?
Do I smell fresh baked bread? Because I smell a bun in the oven. Little miss Molly Seymour, is that a bump I see? Or are you letting yourself go? I'd hope it's the second one, because lord knows you don't have the heart to get rid of you and...who was it? Oh right, Dane Montgomery, the bad boy of Warwick. A real keeper...right? Or are you not to sure of that either, Molls Balls?
And as if you little fucks weren't left fucked up enough, we got Ryan Dawson complaining about having a roommate. We're not talking about a drama queen or anything, no we're talking about one who says he doesn't trust himself with one. Secret killer maybe? Shouldn't people like that be left in a special facility such as an asylum? In my opinion anyway.
Moral of the story kiddos, none of your secrets are safe; mommas Theo and Eva always find out.Â