@wagerd
when guzma was younger, was there anything he particularly wanted to be? any hobbies he had that could've been pursued into a career? [ ask me anything! ; ALWAYS ACCEPTING ]
[ this kid wanted to be a trial captain and/or a kahuna so bad. you know? it’s like when you’re a kid and you want to be a king or the president and whatnot.
...and then he was reminded over and over he should consider himself to be lucky if he still breathes and never had anyone help him out, so. you know.
stuff like that kinds of taints the idea that being a kahuna is cool ]










