#wade.exe

sometimes i still think about that time the true crime girlie from my last job told me about the russian sleep experiment like it’s something that actually happened and i didn’t have the heart to tell her

im probably the person in the system least qualified to make an executive decision but anyways! here i am, getting us back on our meds😳 because the endless gnawing paranoia is absolutely killing my vibe. half the alters who've been fronting lately are used-to-it-ish, but me personally? I was really starting to enjoy not feeling like im in the fucking twilight zone or some shit just waiting for vague Bad Things to happen and me to lose my entire fucking mind😘

sometimes i like to kid myself and believe that im super smart but then i remember that i cant spell words that have more than 6 or 7 letters and i can hardly pronounce words correctly plus i cant understand books and they strike fear deep inside of me

baseball? cursed

me: oh what level of calorie restriction are you on reddit.com/r/1200isplenty: two or three me: you are like little baby. watch this me: *breaks down and sobs bc i put bacon pieces on my potato putting me at 700 calories for the whole day*

speaking of which that reminds me i have to wake up at 5am on easter for the shitty easter sunrise service and freeze my ass off in my 'easter' pants

if someone truly loved me theyd buy me the whole jeremy scott autumn ready to wear 2016 collection featuring 90s icons ren and stimpy