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@wackosayshello​ and I have been chatting about Paul and Hugh for the last few weeks and it’s been a tonne of fun! Recently we decided that Hugh grew up as part of a biking gang full of nerds and aliens who all love and support each other. Hugh’s the type who rides his motorbike on a mountain trail in short shorts and a leather jacket while blasting his favourite opera out loud. And his buddies love him for it. 

When Paul first meets his friends Paul is fairly nervous, but all of Hugh’s friends are cheerful and enjoy how rude Paul is, how quickly he’s willing to shut down a conversation he’s not interested in. They also like how he smiles and scuffs his feet whenever Hugh winks at him. 

After the third time they meet Paul (the meetings are an entire afternoon, evening, and most of a night at the local bar), Paul just about gives Hugh a lap dance before been carried off home by a cheerful Hugh (lots of alcohol). A month later a leather jacket covered in personalised patches arrives for Paul in the mail, a blatantly clear sign that he has been accepted and embraced into the family Hugh grew up with. Hugh thinks it’s kind of hilarious cos Paul still wears his tan slacks and 24th century equivalent of a polo shirt while in this perfectly tailored leather jacket, but the overall effect is hot enough that he encourages Paul to wear it. Also cos of this:

One of Hughs mates is hanging at the bar with Paul. "We were kind of expecting more flak from Hugh over the jacket"

"Yeah, I brought him around to liking it" 

"How?" 

Paul kinda studies the guy for a minute, considering if this is sharing too much. He decides that Hugh will likely be ok with it. "I fucked him in it" 

 *cue spit take and doubled respect for Paul*

“Well I’m just glad you’re fitting in to the squad. You’re also the first person to be that honest about it. Dani and Jenna implied it when Sherry joined but damn man you don’t fuck around”

One of Hughs oldest mates brings it up with him that Paul has told people and Hugh's just like "Oh yeah, that's fine, he knows my limits there. Besides, I'm pretty sure everyone heard us fucking in the bathrooms last month" 

"You fucked in the bathroom?" 

"...so you lot don't know? What did you think we were doing out back for 30 min?" 

"Honestly, we thought you were fighting, you'd been squabbling over something for like 20 min before that" 

"Ohhhh I can see why you'd think that, yeah. That was foreplay." 

You operate under the assumption that I can just pick a favorite story. That’s a Sophie’s Choice level decision. I love this book. I just got the audiobook because Lordy, I want that tape. The thing is, you’re gonna be emotionally invested in all the major stories, from the gunman to what happened to his baby to the email investigation to the Trump meetings to the firing. He reels you in and does not let you go until he’s done.

That being said, I really do think my favorite story has to go to the Stellar Wind debacle. It’s one of the few major stories that doesn’t have any type crushing ‘oh my God this isn’t the life of a person this is a Greek tragedy’ moments. You’ve got Comey doing good, you’ve got an action packed climax, you have little funny moments in between, you have literally the best bitchy Comey moment in the entire book, and there’s a cameo by the one and only Robert Swan Mueller the Third! 

Of course, honorable mentions have to go to “Dude I’m the Director of the FBI you work for me”, any type Patrice shows up ever, and the chapter where he whines about how much he hated prosecuting Martha Stewart. 

I’m gonna be streaming video games from 10:30am -- 4:00pm EST! Yep, that’s right! From just before the swearing-in to just as the parade ends!

http://twitch.tv/facehugr  

ALIEN:ISOLATION, NIGHTMARE ENDURANCE MODE!  It’s gonna be horrible!  And the game is gonna be scary, too!

So if you want to boycott avoid interacting with videos, live feeds and social posts about certain fasci-asco events occurring at the same time, then come avoid the media temptation!

http://twitch.tv/facehugr

Yes, hang out with killer robots, killer aliens, killer facehuggers, and a friendly FaceHugr. It beats driving up the ratings of certain orange nightmares.

(Seriously, this stream cannot possibly be any more scary than other things you might see on television.)

See you there!

OH HEY! YOU’RE STILL READING?? WANT ME TO PLAY SOMETHING ELSE?

OKAY MATE!  TELL ME WHAT YOU WANNA SEE!  HERE’S WHAT I GOT!

Aliens vs. Predator

Battlezone 98 Redux

Borderlands 2

DCS: A-10C “Warthog” Simulator

Elder Scrolls Online

Elite Dangerous

Event[0]

Fallout 4 (ooh, maybe a little too realistic...)

Fallout: New Vegas

Half-Life: Source

Half-Life 2

Mass Effect 2

Monstrum

The Old City: Leviathan

Skyrim (moderately modded)

SOMA

The Stanley Parable

Submerged

Subnautica

Syberia

Syberia 2

System Shock 2

System Shock: Enhanced Edition

The Talos Principle

REBLOG WITH YOUR VOTE AND I’LL FRIGGIN’ INSTALL IT!

http://twitch.tv/facehugr

if you’re referring to this blog, I’ve been here for about 3 years. 

If you’re referring to my general ownership of this weenie hut vibe??? too long man, too long

How about I bring some tissues and some tea and we can cry about it together?