#w359edit

Such a big, big universe, and you only gave yourself the tools to think about a tiny portion of it.

⇢ doug eiffel is hephaestus station’s communications officer, resident rule-breaker, and, as far as he’s concerned, sole sane man. burdened with a plethora of technical skills that are only matched by his complete lack of work ethic, eiffel has been through a little bit of everything in life. he wafted in and out of the military, and followed his departure from the armed forces with brief stints at private security firms, aviation companies, and the fast food industry. he finally found steady employment through the hephaestus project, a job that he claims was only offered to him due to a series of rather egregious clerical errors.

listen on spotify or 8tracks. 

i had like 47843 important-ish things on my to-do list today and instead spent my entire day making this  ¯ \_(ツ)_/¯ enjoy~ (I only just noticed I misspelled Minkowski literally every time, I’m worse than Doug)

so, in summary, things are good, our mission is progressing nicely. so I’m fine. really. don’t worry about me. and don’t make that face. you knew that there were times when things might be like this when you married me. and besides, I’ll be fine. one way or another, I’ll be fine. I’m gonna go now, okay? but I miss you, and I love you, and I’ll see you soon, okay? okay.

my name is hera.

“Thanks a bunch, Lieutenant, but I’m kinda busy taking a cavalier attitude to my dangerous, threatening, and frankly suspicious day job.”