#vtmb shitpost

[these are some things some of the kids at work have said to me the past few weeks, and here are some of the characters that I felt fit them]

Malk Fledgling : What are you doing here, you stupid donkey?!

Beckett : Hey, are we talking kindly over there?

Malk : I was talking to him *holds up a stuffed donkey*

-later-

Malk : I want to show you something *holds up the stuffed donkey again*

Beckett : I saw him. You showed me earlier.

Malk : *Suspiciously* So… you already know Señor Carrots…

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Nines : Look at my lunchbox!

LaCroix : *Holding up his* Better lunchbox!

Nines : I’ve got a sandwich!

LaCroix : Better sandwich!

Nines : And Chips!

LaCroix : Better Chips!

Strauss : Alright, not everything has to be a competition.

LaCroix : …

LaCroix : *pointedly whispers to Nines* I bet I’m better at competition than you!

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Mercurio : He was sitting like this

Mercurio : *fold his hands in his lap*

Mercurio : Not like he had to pee. Like he was at a funeral.

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The Fledgling walking into Grouts room : Yup, that’s a dead man.

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Jack : *grabs a doll of Olaf the snowman* Me ‘n Rudolf are gonna go hunt tigers!

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Bertram : Don’t eat rocks!

Knox : It’s okay. I just licked it.

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Nines : Sit down a minute and cool your jets