#vtcomic

TurtletasticGuardian: She’s miming at her mouth

MeanceOfSpinch: bro why did you upload an external scan of yourself MeanceOfSpinch: stop fucking wasting time TurtletasticGuardian: I found myself in the framework and scanned me MeanceOfSpinch: wtf is that supposed to mean TurtletasticGuardian: It means I found myself in the framework and i scanned me MeanceOfSpinch: saying the same thing twice doesn’t make it any clearer TurtletasticGuardian: There is a clone of me here and she made me pick up a TCF MeanceOfSpinch: can you stop abbreviating everything i have no fucking idea what a TCF is TurtletasticGuardian: Tank of Clear Fluid MeanceOfSpinch: oh. a water bottle? TurtletasticGuardian: no it looks more like a purse with handles at the top. MeanceOfSpinch: okay.

…you?! That doesn’t make much sense, so you look down at your TCA to verify. It shows the exact five traits you have, so that means this person must be you.

She’s just standing there. Staring. Menacingly. It’s kind of scary, actually.

Your mind was so absorbed in the dopamine rush from the overload of acronyms you somehow failed to see that this mysterious figure was, in fact…

You pocket the TCF and pull out your TCA to scan your TCUO. You have the settings on your TCA set to automatically upload the scans of the TCUO to your TCD when it’s complete…

These acronyms are almost too much for your feeble mind to handle!

The TCUO is pointing to something on the ground. It’s… a TANK OF CLEAR FLUID? You haven’t had a TCF in quite a long while. The figure is pointing to it very eagerly, so you pick it up. It must be important.

Oh, look! It’s a TRANSLUSCENT CHARACTER of UNDETERMINED ORIGIN! You pocket your TCW and approach the TCUO at a rapid pace. They must know where you are.

You stretch out your fucked up little arms to get onto the bike. The wheel broke. Maybe your friends were right.

Oh well, walking it is.