I love everyone in this D&D party:
Gensverdt’s entire town guard and constabulary
Don’t Disregard this Constabulary, she’ll FUCK YOUR SHIT UP
Can beat your ass ten ways from Sunday but would rather have you over for cookies and talk you around to doing the right thing.
Badass “retired” warrior mom who’s maybe secretly glad to have a reason to be unretired
Have you met her? She is now your mom. A couple of random-ass tieflings who do magic in a low-magic provincial human-majority backwater, who were grabbed off the King’s Road midway through yesterday? Mom. Asocial eccentric disaster arcane engineer? That’s right, Mom. A fucking runny-nosed boggle who may have been trying to abduct the neighbors’ orphaned son? You heard me, son, Mom.
Giant Brick Shithouse blacksmith husband took her name when they got hitched because of course he did, you would too, don’t lie.
A man of the gods (well An God in particular) who also can sneak up and utterly WRECK YOUR SHIT
He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake, he knows if you’ve been bad or good because Insight like whoa so don’t be sinning
Peak reasonable big brother, what a good
Swears like a longshoreman and can heal your ass in so doing
Walked all the way here by himself in dubious territory to help y’all out; people act like he needs to be babied but he’s a strong independent man
Conscientious as fuck, behaves so as to cause minimum offense to hick-ass people who are weird about tieflings and magic-users. We do not deserve him
2edgelord4u Hot Topic gremlin child of mysterious origin who does mysterious shit with magic
Actually just a giant fucking nerd
Coffee always, sleep never
Mind like a steel trap full of dick jokes
Says ‘Ill fite you’ a lot for someone with a 0 strength modifier
