#vrislog

[03:39] TG: hehyy

[03:39] TG: hey listen

[03:40] TG: i have sometihn omimprtnat to tel lyou

[03:40] AG: Oh my god.

[03:40] TG: ok just

[03:40] AG: Ok, well what is it?

[03:40] TG: listen r4 a sec ok

[03:40] TG: rose

[03:40] TG: she told me

[03:40] TG: sunmthin is gon on

[03:40] TG: and

[03:40] TG: all tha lite playz need tok okow also which is why i m tlelin you

[03:41] TG: cuz ur a light gy

[03:41] TG: girl

[03:41] TG: w/e

[03:41] TG: buut

[03:41] TG: we have 

[03:41] TG: to

[03:41] TG: drink is the only way to see awhats goin onand not let them devicice us

[03:41] TG: ok???

[03:42] TG: it will

[03:42] AG: ........You're drunk, aren't you.

[03:42] TG: celarr the obstavles

[03:42] TG: yes

[03:42] TG: i have 2 b

[03:42] TG: tjahts the point

[03:43] TG: jsyk

[03:43] AG: And how the fuck do I know that you're actually trying to make sense, and not just 8a88ling like a druken idiot?

[03:43] TG: so

[03:43] TG: !!!!!

[03:43] TG: beucasue im 10)$$$ seriou!@!!

[03:43] AG: You sure do sound serious!!!!!!!!

[03:43] TG: exactly

[03:44] TG: im ryl serious

[03:44] TG: i could onyly be more serious if i was like

[03:45] TG: with a gun @ my head rite at this very second

[03:45] AG: So I'm supposed to just get drunk as fuck.

[03:45] AG: So "they" can't mess with me.

[03:45] TG: which would be a dumtits idea so ueah

[03:45] TG: yep!!!!!

[03:45] AG: Hahahaha, wow ok.

[03:45] AG: Who's they????????

[03:45] TG: the bad dudes

[03:45] TG: idfk know their naems weren ot that intimate

[03:46] TG: groosss

[03:46] TG: lol

[03:47] AG: Yeah, so Rose told you this, right?

[03:47] TG: yeah!!

[03:47] TG: like who else cna 1 trust if not their reverse ecto mom

[03:48] AG: Riiiiiiiight.

[03:48] TG: tjat sure is a lot of i's

[03:48] TG: but at least those i's seme to understand my point

[03:48] AG: Yeah it is.

[03:48] AG: Why don't you go sleep this off or whatever and I'll go talk to Rose.

[03:48] AG: You know.

[03:48] TG: uh

[03:48] AG: Just to make sure you're not making stuff up. ::::)

[03:49] TG: im onot :(

[03:49] TG: but w/e

[03:49] TG: ill go do a thing

[03:49] TG: u can see 4 yourself

[03:49] AG: You go do that. And I'll go confirm whatever this is you're ram8ling on a8out with Rose.

[03:50] TG: fine finein fine

[03:50] TG: *OLLIES oTU!*

[11:03] AG: Hey J8ke, got a minute? I have a question a8out human culture.

[11:03] AG: Normally I’d just ask John, 8ut he’s not on right now, so I’ll just ask you instead.

[11:04] GT: Human culture??

[11:04] GT: But of course!

[11:04] GT: Ask away!

[11:05] AG: So. I've 8een watching a 8nuch of stuff on this Spiderman guy.

[11:05] AG: And everything starts off with him 8eing in this thing called "high school"?

[11:05] GT: Ohh, the spiderman films.

[11:05] GT: Yes, are you inquiring what high school is?

[11:06] AG: Yeah! I get that it's supposed to 8e some sort of educ8ional thing, 8ut that's a8out it.

[11:06] GT: I may not be an expert on high school since ive never actually been, but it is an educational tier in our learning system!

[11:07] GT: Usually for teenage humans.

[11:08] GT: Its almost similar to a social battlefield in most cases, and most movies do love to show that.

[11:09] AG: So it's a real thing? I figured it was just something made up for the movies 8ecauase the whole thing seems really weird.

[11:09] AG: 8ut a 8attlefield, huh? That sounds pretty fun!

[11:09] GT: Not at all! Its a real thing i assure you.

[11:11] AG: Why can't you guys just educ8 yourselves? That's what we grow up doing and we turn out just fine.

[11:11] AG: Well........MOST of us do.

[11:13] GT: Hmm, well i gather its that our parents just havent the time sometimes to educate their kids.

[11:13] GT: And not all parents are trained for it!

[11:13] GT: Or something like that, i mean, grandma raised me and i grew up just fine.

[11:17] GT: A type of battlefield though! Your social ranking depends upon how well liked you are it seems.

[11:17] GT: That on top of all sorts of academic rigors, high school is probably a peculiar place indeed.

[11:19] AG: Oh really? That doesn't sound like such a w8ste of time if social rankings are involved. That actually sounds like it's 8e fun to do!

[11:25] GT: The level of fun seems based upon that ranking so, im not sure how much fun it would be unless you found a way to secure a high spot.

[11:26] GT: Surely wouldnt be a problem for you no doubt!

[11:29] AG: I was a8out to say. You DO realize who you are talking to, right?

[11:29] AG: 8ut anyways, what's up? I haven't talked to you in a while!

[12:08] GT: Hehe, but of course.

[12:08] GT: I arrived back just yesterday from an amazing expedition with aradia actually!!

[12:09] AG: With Aradia?

[12:09] AG: Oh jeez, did you guys go did up a 8unch of rocks or somthing?

[12:09] GT: We took a trip to ancient egypt!

[12:10] GT: It was spectacular!! We were actually there, in the time period.

[12:10] GT: The tombs were breathtaking to say the least!

[12:10] AG: What's ancient egypt?

[12:11] GT: Its a place on earth, well, it was in earths past!

[12:11] GT: In the desert where these amazing structures called pyramids were built for dead pharaohs or kings.

[12:11] GT: And they have huge amounts of treasure buried with them.

[12:12] GT: But to get into these tombs is very dangerous!!

[12:13] AG: Treasure???????? >::::O

[12:13] AG: Aw man, I was a8out to say that the whole pl8ce sounds totally lame, 8ut now I'm really jealous!

[12:13] GT: What! The place is totally awesome.

[12:14] GT: Plus, weve still got to go on our treasure hunt dont we?

[12:15] AG: Well it's totally awesome NOW since it has treasure, duh!

[12:15] AG: 8ut yeah, we do!

[12:22] GT: Exactly! Do you know any other places to start such a hunt?

[12:22] GT: Or perhaps procure a map!

[12:25] AG: Well, since this is a new planet and all, there should 8e plenty of pl8ces to plunder!

[12:25] AG: And I have a map that Feferi gave me 8ack when all that clone shit was still going down, so we can use that!

[12:29] GT: Really??

[12:29] GT: Perfect! A choice place to start.

[12:32] GT: This would be on alternia, correct?

[12:42] AG: Yep! I know we used to have a lot of c8ves and sunken ships. That's where I got most of the treasure that I found 8ack in my old flarping days.

[12:42] GT: Sunken ships!!

[12:43] AG: Yeah!!!!!!!!

[12:43] GT: That sounds so cool!!!!

[12:43] GT: What sort of treasure did you find???

[12:47] AG: Oh man, lots!!!!!!!! Mostly a 8unch of gold and jewels........Standard treasure stuff, you know.

[12:47] AG: 8ut the 8est thing I ever found was the dice that I use!

[12:50] GT: Your dice?? I bet that as a great story with it.

[12:50] GT: Where did you find them?

[12:54] AG: Well, first off, they're called Fluorite Octet, and they're 8asically the 8est set of dice out there. Me and Eridan were out on a really intense flarp campaign a while ago, when we stum8led upon this ship.

[12:55] AG: When we got a8oard and took out everything in our way, I found these 8a8ies!

[12:56] AG: It was a pretty fitting end prize for that campaing.

[12:59] GT: Woah!!

[12:59] GT: No doubt, seeing as you use them in battle now!

[01:02] AG: Yep. And to make the story even 8etter, they were pretty much handed down to me 8y my ancestor. I just used her journals to find where they were hidden.

[01:03] GT: Your ancestor?

[01:05] AG: Yeah! Marquise Spinneret Mindfang. She's who I 8ased my flarp character off of, too. She was pretty awesome!

[01:05] GT: Sounds pretty awesome!

[01:05] GT: Was she a captain of a ship??

[01:07] AG: Oh yes! She was the deadliest pir8 of them all! She and her crew were feared 8y many!

[01:11] GT: A pirate? Cripes that is cool!

[01:11] GT: Were you wanting to be a pirate like her??

[01:11] GT: I dont know how alternias seas are for the chance to be one though!

[01:14] AG: Pretty much. When I was waaaaaaaay younger, I found all her journals and read them front to 8ack 8illions of times.

[01:14] AG: Her life just sounded like soooooooo much fun, and she inspired me to do a lot of the things I did!

[01:15] AG: And our seas can 8e pretty fierce! And there's the ocassional sea monster to deal with, too.

[01:15] AG: 8ut that's what makes it fun. >::::D

[01:18] GT: Heh, sea monsters i know!

[01:18] GT: Dastardly beasts took quite the wallop to subdue, thats for sure!

[01:19] GT: Ah, but we should make plans to set out on this new adventure!

[01:21] AG: Yes! So what do you think, does the pir8 life sound fun to you?

[01:21] AG: Not actual sailing or anything, since I still don't have a ship. ::::(

[01:21] AG: 8ut at least looting a wrecked one?

[01:21] GT: But of course!! Aye aye captain! Heh/

[01:21] GT: Oh...thats a darn shame.

[01:21] GT: :(

[01:21] GT: But a wrecked ship would be interesting for sure!

[01:22] AG: Gr8! Just you w8, though. Once Feferi takes the throne, I'll have my own ship!

[01:22] AG: Or, at least, that's what she promised me!

[01:22] GT: Woah what? Feferi on the throne??

[01:23] AG: Yep! That's what she's destined to do, afterall. 8ecome the empress of the trolls and all that good stuff.

[01:25] GT: Oh! That does make sense then.

[01:31] GT: But do you know when shell take over??

[01:34] PC: Soon I hope!

[01:34] PC: She's going to 8e in competition with her dancestor as well, 8ut the council in charge will o8viously see who the 8est choice is.

[01:35] GT: Jesus christmas i didnt think it was that complicated.

[01:35] GT: I certainly hope things go well for her!

[01:36] PC: I don't think it normally is! 8ut since Meenah's in the picture, this whole thing will 8e a headache I'm sure.

[01:36] PC: 8ut Feferi's got this in the 8ag, for sure.

[01:39] GT: What does she even have to do?

[01:40] GT: Not that i think shell have any trouble, im just curious.

[01:43] PC: I'm not sure, actually. I never really paid that much attention to regal stuff like that. ::::/

[01:43] PC: 8ut I'm guessing that she'll have to prove herself as the 8etter canid8 somehow.

[01:47] GT: Most likely it would appear.

[01:48] GT: I hope the whole ordeal goes well despite that.

[01:49] PC: Yeah. Me, too.

[01:53] PC: Anyway, enough a8out royalty and shit. When do you want to go do this thing? I'll start looking for places to visit on this map!

[01:54] GT: Good question!

[01:58] GT: Hmm. How does a couple days sound?? Ive got to prepare for this expedition.

[01:59] PC: Sure! That'll give me pleeeeeeeently of time to find a suta8le loc8ion.

[02:03] GT: Perfect!! Ill let you know when im all set.

[02:03] PC: Ok. Talk to you l8r, J8ke!

[10:35] AG: *she closed out of the window on her phone and looked up at the group around her. it was stupid, and she knew that, but she felt the need to shut up another clone. especially one that taunted her into a battle. she looked around at the group, and when she was positive that no one was looking, she unfolded her wings, floated up, and made her way back towards her hive. when her and Equius' hives wer

[10:35] AG: e in sight, she pulled out her dice and hid them in her fist*

[10:40] GT: *idly floating at the place he said he would be, he was viewing his hands now stained with inky grey darkness as he smiled. It looked quite beautiful in his opinion, after all a charming gentleman such as himself had to have stellar good looks to go with it. Lifting one of his hands he hummed in impatience, combing through the now stark white locks as the blackness that outlined his form shifted a

[10:40] GT: nd stirred around his movements. Lighting to the ground he took a steady stance, peering over the edge with a bit of a grin. And to think he had been so afraid of falling before. Pathetic!!! Hm, speaking of pathetic, he was getting bored very fast, but he had a mission to accomplish and rocked back on his heels, hands stuffing now into his jacket pockets*

[10:46] AG: *scans the area until she finds who she is looking for, and is actually genuinely surprised by what she sees. she lands a decient distance behind him with one hand on her hip. she make a hmpf noise before she speaks* Soooooooo........You actually AREN'T a clone.

[10:47] GT: *as he hears her voice, he turns, a wide smile on his lips. He seems generally amused and crosses his own arms over his chest* Why would I lie about that? Hehe. I think it's very stylish.

[10:50] AG: *flashes a grin and shakes her head* You've got a pretty 8ad sense of style! That's a /terri8le/ look for you. May8e a splash some 8right red will make it look 8etter.

[10:55] GT: Oh you think? I think blue would be a MUCH better color!!! *he smirks, this would certainly be interesting to say the least. hrm, he really favored his usual pistols but all in due time they would be returned to him. All in good time. Until then, one spare pistol was what he was saddled with. Which made things fun.* Now, as a gentleman it's only fair to let the lady start. *he mockingly bowed as h

[10:55] GT: e spoke*

[11:01] AG: *she let's out a small chuckle and rolls her dice* Alright. It's your death wish, pal. *her favorite sword is spawned into her hand as she finishes her sentence. she runs at him, but she knows that his favorite weapons are his guns, making her more cautious of the chance that he might try and get a cheap shot on her as she closed the distance between them*

[11:12] GT: *well there it is, her famous favorite sword. Quite nice if he had to say anything about it honestly. Sliding the one pistol from his specibus he scowled at the unfamiliar weight of this one in his hand. Nothing like his favorites. Precious darlings, but he'd tend to that later again. Right now Vriska was his focus and he clicked back the safety as he awaited her slice, bending his knees. He would

[11:12] GT: n't get in a shot just yet, no, this had to be fun*

[11:17] AG: *she was pleasantly surprised that she wasn't having to dodge bullets at the moment, but the fact that he wasn't attacking her just yet put her on edge and made her even more cautious. still, she continued to run at him and when the time was right, she raised her sword with one hand above her head, ready swing down towards Jake*

[11:28] GT: *the run continued and he smiled waiting just a little longer, there we go! As soon as her sword was above her head he darted to try and avoid the oncoming strike, his pistol whipping out for a shot at close quarters. It was risky, but the danger made everything altogether more adventurous, more exciting*

[11:34] AG: *she was ready for an attack like this. when she saw him dart out of the way, she brought her sword down to her level to deflect the bullet aimed for her away. she turns her head to face him and smirk* Not 8ad, kid. Not 8ad. 8ut you're going to have to try a HELL of a lot harder to kill me.

[11:39] GT: Tch. *and that made him roll his eyes. No matter, there was plenty of shots left in this round before a reload was needed anyhow* I suppose so! I'm pleasantly surprised to say the least. *twirling the pistol in his hand he fired a few more shots in her direction, hoping to make her dance as his grin widened to something bordering malicious*

[11:45] AG: *and dance she did. one of the bullets barely misses her, grazing her free arm. she hisses slightly in pain, but she brushes it off; she's had worse. she was still low on luck after her last battle, and all she had was her will and her strength (and now a pinch of anger over the fact that he landed a shot on her) which was more than enough in her opinion to take him down. she didn't hesitate, and

[11:45] AG: as the last shot zoomed by, she charged again, sword ready to swing up and diagonally this time*

[12:00] GT: *oh, a hit!! how pleasing! he could see that she was getting a little angry and that was good, yes that was the plan all along to boost her will and anger in the heat of a fight. berating your opponent was a sure enough way to get their blood boiling, and Vriska seemed especially likely to be the victim of this. He just needed the precise moment to do the deed, but that time was not quite yet, and

[12:00] GT: he wheeled backwards, hissing a little at the slowness as he aimed another shot*

[12:05] AG: *notices that he moved to dodge her slower this time and grinned, flapping her wings once to give her a quick, short boost towards him as she speaks* Don't even think a8out it. *brings her sword up to slice at him*

[12:24] GT: *damn it, those wings! There's a hiss as his front is sliced diagonally, slicing through his shirt to graze his skin. He brought his pistol up then, firing at her as his other hand went to the slight injury, his eyes narrowing as he twisted on his feet, regaining his footing*

[12:30] AG: *she wasn't as fast this time and the bullet lodged itself into her sword arm. she gasps in pain and wants to reach up to grab it, but instead quickly switches her sword to her other hand before the pain in her arm made her drop it. she stands defensively with her injured arm facing away from Jake and manages a small smirk as she sees the damage she dealt him* See? What'd I tell you. *pauses to sw

[12:30] AG: allow hard, unable to ignore this pain like she could with her other smaller injury* Red is a muuuuuuuuch 8etter color for you.

[12:38] GT: *ahh much better. but it didn't alleviate the ache much, this was getting tiresome, and he shifted his stance.* Too bad. I think blue suits you very well, but you're quite the nuisance. *he smiles, dropping his hand as this Thief seemed the perfect subject to test out his own new thieving powers, but he needed to focus* It's really quite futile for you to continue.

[12:42] AG: *she narrows her eyes at him and straightens her posture up a little* Reeeeeeeeaaaaaaaally. I think I'm doing pretty fucking well, considering I just sliced you open. I think it's /you/ that should 8e thinking a8out giving up.

[12:44] GT: *that's it, just keep talking* I'm going quite easy on you right now, it's amusing to see you work so hard for such little reward. Oh no, look, you cut me. Frankly giving in would be much easier on my part, saves me less work.

[12:48] AG: *makes a hmpf noise again. she tightens the grip on her sword and shifts her weight, ready to attack again when need be* 8uuuuuuuut? You don't exactly seem like the type to just lie down and let me slit your throat. And that's a good thing. That'd 8e soooooooo 8oring.

[12:58] GT: The point of the matter is I have a job, and I like to be entertained while doing it. It's too bad about your friend, even if he is me all along. *right, good, now to finish it off* As much as I'd love to see you bite the dust, you can't die just yet. *and he left that hanging in the air as he finally darted forward, taking an offense as his gun started to empty the remaining shots, he just needed

[12:58] GT: to get close*

[01:02] AG: *her brows knitted down into a mix of anger and confusion at his last words. as he moved towards her, she shifted her position to face him more directly and held her ground, dodging and deflecting the bullets whenever she needed to. she wasn't about to let herself get shot again*

[01:19] GT: *alright, time to go. In the last foot he dug his heels into the dirt to make a leap on her, hoping to tackle both of them into the dirt. He could feel her anger spike, mixed with a tinge of confusion but the anger was what he wanted, the rage*

[01:25] AG: *she had been ready to make another slice at him as he ran towards her but was waiting for him to get close enough. she wasn't, however, expecting him to launch himself at her at the last second. it surprised her and she still tries to swing upward like she had planned, but her hesitation betrays her, and as a result, she's tackled to the ground*

[01:40] GT: *they went down just as he'd hoped, ha, hope that was a good one, and his hands fumbled to hold her down, concentrating on focusing his powers again. the thievery of her willpower to fight to want to raise a hand with a weapon in them, all of that rage that went towards fighting would be gone, transferred over to him to fuel that burn to fight, all he had needed was a simple touch, but she was stu

[01:40] GT: bborn, just a little bit was all he needed*

[01:48] AG: *the force of being tackled and her head being slammed into the ground from the fall was enough to disorient her for a few seconds, causing her to let go of her sword. she was livid that he had the upper hand against her now, but she wasn't about to give up just yet. she tried to kick, punch, hell, even headbutt her way free, all while desperately reaching out for her sword with one hand*

[01:57] GT: *his teeth grit as he fought to keep his concentration, but ugh, that headbutt really really hurt. It left him a little dazed but his grip stayed, and he focused on taking away that will, feeding it into his will to keep her down and to not win. To pacify the will to fight. Slowly he could feel it as his own legs kicked out as he shook his head to clear it and tried to yank her hand away from her

[01:57] GT: sword*

[02:11] AG: *her breath hitched in her throat for a moment as she felt something drain from her. her expression slowly changed from pure anger to a mixture of confusion and fear as her efforts to fight back diminished just as slowly. she blinked quickly several times, thinking maybe she could shake away the sense of hopelessness that had started to wash over her. she felt him tug her hand away from the sword

[02:11] AG: that she had felt so determined to reach just moments ago, and she let him pull that hand away. she had never felt so weak and helpless before in her life, and that absolutely terrified her*

[02:19] GT: *the darkness seemed to crackle around him, almost happily when he was able to pull her hand away with little resistance* There we go. *the voice he used was definitely calm, and almost had a sort of ease to it. Moving her arms to her sides as her determination slipped from her fingers like sand, he was more than keen with keeping her there until every last bit of will to fight was sapped. Then he

[02:19] GT: may feel inclined to let go, but he was a bit gentler now than he was before that annoying side of him still kicking from the looks of it*

[02:27] AG: *all she can do is look up at him, a sad, defeated look in her eyes. she could feel tears, of all things, threatening to well up in her eyes. she'd lost the battle, but more importantly, she'd lost all of her will to fight. she took in a shaky breath before opening her mouth to speak. she tried to keep her voice steady, but she couldn't even manage that. she barely speaks louder than a whisper* Wh

[02:27] AG: at did you do to me?

[02:34] GT: *finally he lets go of her and there's a huge ache in his chest for the look he sees, but he shoves it back hard* I'm a Thief like yourself now. Thief of Rage, I took away your willpower, your desire to fight. It feels nice, hm? *his presence is a bit overbearing, and slowly he starts to stand up, putting the pistol away now that it only had a single shot remaining* You're not much use to your gro

[02:34] GT: up anymore.

[02:43] AG: *she would've normally had a retort of some kind for him, maybe even just a simple "fuck you", but she could't even bring herself to open her mouth again to speak. instead, she slowly rises up from her lying position to sit on the ground and stare at the dirt in front of her. she knew she wasn't any use to her friends anymore. one of the most important things in her life had just been taken from h

[02:43] AG: er in an instant. she didn't know what to do anymore*

[02:50] GT: Well then, it appears my job is done! And well at that too. It was such a pleasure, Vriska. *there's a flicker in his expression, and he looks remorseful, seeing her without the will to go on and continue, but as soon as it lingered it's gone again and he chooses to walk by her, figuring he needn't stick around any longer now that it was done* Have a nice day! *and with that he chooses to walk awa

[02:50] GT: y from the scene*

[02:58] AG: *she watched him leave out of the corner of her eye and then returned her gaze to the dirt. she sat quietly for a long while before she returned to her feet and made her way to her empty hive. she didn't even bother glancing at her sword as she passed it. he was right about the group and she saw no point in returning to them. at all*

-- arachnoGolden [AG] stopped messaging gadaboutTemerarian [GT] at 03:03 --

[09:56] GT: Long time no see, I suppose.

[09:56] GT: So, how's the hunt going? Your whole group seems preeeetty stuck in the mud.

[09:57] AG: What the fuck.

[09:57] AG: I know you're not J8ke, so don't even try to trick me.

[09:57] GT: I know, I'd have figured you would have gotten here by now.

[09:57] GT: Jesus fuck, so slow.

[09:58] GT: Well that's not very nice.

[09:59] GT: And here I was trying to be nice and forthright with you.

[09:59] AG: Oh yeah? You're gonna have to to eat those words through a fucking straw 8y the time we're finished with you and all the other stupid clones.

[09:59] GT: Oh man, that's a good one.

[09:59] GT: You might actually force a laugh out of me!

[10:01] GT: Too bad I'm really Jake, sorry.

[10:01] GT: Well, I would be sorry.

[10:01] GT: But I really can't sum up enough emotion to care.

[10:01] GT: But enough of beating around the bush.

[10:02] GT: You want your friend back? Were you even friends?

[10:02] GT: Who knows.

[10:02] AG: What the fuck are you talking a8out.

[10:02] GT: You want Jake back, right?

[10:03] GT: I'm offering you a chance to try.

[10:03] AG: Oh yeah?

[10:03] GT: I've been meaning to pay your group a little visit for some time now, why not make things interesting?

[10:05] AG: You try anything against this group and we'll fucking ANNIHIL8 you 8efore you even get the chance.

[10:06] GT: Oh please.

[10:06] GT: If you're so SURE of yourself, why not face me?

[10:06] GT: I'm sure you're pretty angry, heck, how many of you have died already?

[10:07] GT: Not enough.

[10:08] AG: Hahahaha! You think you can 8r8k ME, of all people, just 8y taunting????????

[10:08] AG: For an evil clone, you sure are pretty lame!!!!!!!!

[10:08] GT: Wow, you've got it all wrong blue babe.

[10:09] GT: I'm nothing like a clone.

[10:09] AG: Riiiiiiiight. I 8et you're not.

[10:10] GT: Not at all.

[10:10] GT: I'm much better.

[10:10] GT: One hundred percent Jake English in the flesh.

[10:11] AG: Yeah right! You think I'm stupid or something????????

[10:12] GT: Kind of.

[10:13] GT: But hey, we can't all be in the 1%.

[10:13] GT: But if you want to see for yourself, I'll pay you a personal visit.

[10:14] GT: Heck, I'll do it anyway.

[10:14] AG: You think you can f8ce me and live?

[10:14] AG: That's the funniest thing I 've heard in a loooooooong time.

[10:15] GT: Oh?

[10:15] GT: Well I'll take it as a yes.

[10:15] GT: If you're that sure of yourself.

[10:16] AG: I already killed two of you lame-ass clones. What's one more to that list?

[10:16] AG: 8ring it on.

[10:17] GT: Perfect!

[10:18] GT: I assume you're coming alone, unless you actually need help to beat me?

[10:19] AG: Yeah right!!!!!!!!

[10:19] AG: Just shut up and tell me where you are so I can come and 8eat that fucking 8ravado out of you.

[10:20] GT: Hahaha.

[10:20] GT: Alright.

[10:21] GT: The crevice that separates the two hives on your side, that's where I'll be.

[10:24] AG: Gr8. While you w8, go ahead and t8ke the time to pray that I let you die quickly.

[10:25] GT: Oh to be slain by such a looker.

[10:25] GT: I'll let you think what you want.

[10:25] GT: Best not keep me waiting long.