#voltrontag

unown that’s rude give them some privacy

I was dead and I knew it I tried and I blew it But he was there to rescue me

ep 1

this is the first thing I'm watching with my new off-brand hearing aid

I also haven't watched any of the preview stuff so

oh wow I can feel myself getting vertigo from here

shiro's FACE watching keith on the simulator

fuck you lady

~*~keith picking up as leader with shiro down~*~

(my latent shiro/allura/keith emotions)

coran why are you the way that you are

"cute in a creepy, hideous sort of way. like you, lance."

lil hunk <3

wow fuck that kid

hunk/romelle. let them hang out in Yellow not deal with any of this shit

as keith just lays his entire body along shiro's pod

hello shiro in that jacket

datemate: keith fell in love first

chronic illness feels

LOOK I know how the fandom's been treating adam but ALSO he has a right to remove himself from a situation that's harming him emotionally. he could have been SLIGHTLY less shitty about it, but it was still his right.

my chronic illness feels. again.

and then they squished the yalmor

and keith KNEW, he KNEW shiro's condition would start deteriorating soon, that he would be watching this happen eventually

"you saved me" just leave me here to die

"these guys like to move on"

ep 2

when was the last time she used her given name?

datemate: new planet who dis

I still dig the idea of trans!Romelle, tbh

just let everyone keep their own animal companions, guys, this isn't rocket science

romelle <3

hunk the mice are not a snapchat filter

pidge's little blep of concentration

MOM SAID IT'S MY TURN ON THE LION

that is a dhd from stargate atlantis is what that is

space wolf is a pro at that "move the wolf, grain, and chickens across the river" puzzle

that...was a lazy shot, tbh. at least give me a facial expression.

I know that effort's gonna end up somewhere else but it was still jarring

and then hunk was symmetra???

romeeeeeeeeeelle

GOOD SPACE PUPPY

pls just be bc of the bamfing

godDAMMIT

ep 3

unless he hears your plan that you are very clearly discussing right next to the door slot?

taryon?

space lesbians

I never need to hear the phrase "how's the booty" ever again. especially from coran.

it was an attempt, lance

is this the hacking minigame from mass effect

[sera voice] he's got no breeches

k e i t h

I'm trying not to get my hopes up abt sheith becoming canon but also if they have the one gay guy not in a relationship while everyone else is in hetero pairups I'm gonna. be very disappointed.

what is a deca-phoeb. that's years, right?

weird things I like: allura's face markings match her little hair flippies

it is years! I know things.

ep 4

oh no I've seen stills from this one

tim hedrick is this gonna be another ember island players

what the what

someone's been drugged, haven't they. they've all been drugged haven't they.

the only thing I'm enjoying about this is the contrast on the host thing's eyes

bobobo bobo bobobo

ep 5

"why do you sound happy about that"

oh good a kobayashi maru reference

Space Seinfeld

that. is generally what a distress signal means.

oh it's that one episode of doctor who

did I make the comparison to becquerel last season bc that's a becquerel

macidus is a turian name change my mind

ep 6

goddamn, shiro

I remember this episode of star trek

so how do they recharge their suits...?

Space Bats

hunk :(

keith don't be a dick

that's what a friendship fucking is, keith

y'all. y'all it's a Space Mirage. 

hunk is my best bravest most level-headed child and I love him

that's a vagina

that's a stargate

that's the plot of star trek voyager

ep 7

oh good, it's the middle of the season, it's called "the last stand", and it's a part one, this will definitely end well

those are the republic city police uniforms

I'LL STOP EVENTUALLY I SWEAR

holtmom!

holtmom will punch u

sam: I'm more badass than you, let me count the ways

you know this all sounds pretty ridiculous when you lay it out like that

sanda's the reason they get invaded, isn't she

wait when did colleen get all her hair cut off

hey, it's that asshole

that's the human-turian fleet. or the Prometheus from stargate

that's the stargate program

"they come from earth" mostly

I mean there's probably also going to be panicking and I bet the preppers are doing a collective "I told you so" dance out in the mountains but helping is good!

see, that ended great

ep 8

IT'S HIGH SPACE NOON

(so THAT'S what matt and sumalee were working on together) (it could have been literally anything else but let me have this)

WAS THAT ADAM?

I can't tell through the helmet distortion

well that's gonna be fun for shiro to come home to. potentially.

(is there Bury Your Gays discourse bc I'm getting enough of that out of critrole fandom right now) (if anything they fridged him to give shiro Drama)

(LIKE SHIRO NEEDS MORE DRAMA)

you know if they're gonna send them to get blown up you could give them cool call signs

that's a game of Plague

look I'm sorry every time they say "sendak" I hear "maurice"

WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY etc etc

oh my GOD sanda

(tbh I don't dig the "woman in position of authority is also a ballbuster" trope)

"I like her!" "shotgun" "I really like her"

am I being dumb or are there a lot of. static poses. and minimal facial expressions. I ASSUME it's to conserve budget/time since it's a full season and also maybe for the more explosive scenes (no pun intended) but the show's usually so pretty and fluid. I've been spoiled.

spot the torb main

veronica :(

I see we're going for the "it's war, anyone can die" effect

leifsdottir with the eidetic memory?

he's REALLY good at Plague

veronica! :D

the preppers!

lance sibling???

(this was probably foreshadowed and I missed it)

SURPRISE, BITCH

ON THIS, OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY

ep 9

was he literally carrying that in his mouth

oh just gut me why don't you

spot the widow main

makos!

cries @ lance's giant group hug

was his family in the city

why are you making me cry sad tears. I only want to cry happy tears.

"now go cut your fucking hair, what is that"

it WAS adam :(

fuck off griffin

that's the normandy

fuck OFF, sanda

cries for hunk irl

y'all isn't this how the series started

I enjoy that they're not even TRYING to technobabble this at us. "it happened, accept it"

if hunk's family is dead I will literally fight the entire amorphous concept of this show

roommate: SOLDIER 76

YOU get an arm, and YOU get an arm

ep 10

well that's moderately horrifying

coran you're gonna pull your mustache off

it's fallout, is what you're telling me

that wolf is totally broken, pls nerf

veronica ships it

NOW KISS

I need this song

that's. not great.

had to make an Entrance, huh. drama queen lion.

motherFUCKER

I hope sanda gets spaced. not even blown up, that's too clean

dislike

ep 11

I really don't know what you expected

you don't get to have a guilt trip now

is liefsdottir meant to be somewhere on the autism spectrum?

that's a zpm

the big gap in shiro's arm is Bothering Me

goddamn

hunk!!!! that's my son!!!

REMOTE CONTROL LIONS

fuck you, sanda, you don't get a redemption death, you're the reason this is even an issue

bye, space mccree

ep 12

what kind of skull island bullshit is this

the orange holographic interfaces make me miss joker

"commander, shooting isn't working" "SHOOT MORE HARDERER"

shiro if you pull that vax'ildan "I'm on borrowed time anyway so I'm gonna be a reckless fuckhead" shit I will throttle you

THERE IS NO RAVEN QUEEN HERE

motherfucker, did he transcend again WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THE VAX SHIT

sendak: that is a little more than fucking DAMAGED

TAKESHI SHIROGANE I S2G

keith: NOT AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER

keith leaping OUT OF HIS LION in MID-AIR to slice sendak open 

roommate: what is THAT

roommate: IT'S A CLIFFHANGER

ep 13

that's either lotor or haggar 

either way NO ONE INVTED THEM

shiro refusing to be in a bed while his team is in the fight of their lives

oh well shit

WELL SHIT 

W E L L S H I T

shiro did you just complete home makeover the atlas

IS THE ATLAS A VOLTRON

THE ATLAS IS A VOLTRON

queer eye for the space guy I'M SORRY

"ABSORB THIS MOTHERFUCKER"

y'ever just turn a ship into a giant robot to keep your boyfriend and all your friends from getting dead from a different giant robot

well. shit.

KEITH YOU SHUT THE HELL YOUR MOUTH

DISLIKE

VERY DISLIKE

EXTREME DISLIKE

slightly less dislike

d'awww, shay

oh hey acxa made it

Episode 1

Man, Pearl had really let herself go 

“So you're gonna hurt me until I'm smart?” 

I love Lotor’s speeches don't @ me

BDSMucation 

(edubation)

Shiro this is not the time to dissociate 

HUNK 

Lance. Focus. 

(I'm not nuts about Lance's crush on Allura, it's weird to me)

HAGGAR LEAVE HIM ALONE HE IS BUSY 

Laaaance

(I'm gonna be annoyed if this leads to them hooking up) 

Honestly I love Hunk being in charge 

Awww sleepy Hunk 

OH SHIT

I'M NOT SURE IF THAT'S GOOD OR NOT 

Episode 2

OH GOOD we're addressing this now

Roommate, who has not been watching: THEY'RE GETTING MARRIED? 

OH SHIT KEESE 

(I've been playing a lot of botw) 

Well that was horrifying 

Y'all be nice 

Sometimes I forget they were at school together, then they do this 

Crush is still weird but more bearable when it's not him flirting super-hard or being weirdly possessive 

I'm always in favor of some good old-fashioned pining 

Flashback radiation

SPACE WHALES

Nooo, Keith's hot dad

“drop your weapon” “I AM A WEAPON” 

SPACE PUPPY

Time dilation two years or real people two years

[Kiri voice] this means we are friends

DON'T LOVE TRIANGLE 

not unless you're gonna pull a sense8 and give me canon poly 

Roomate: IT'S ZELDA

Episode 3

IT'S DEE AND DEEEE

DEE AND DEE BEYOOOOOOND

Is that an orc trucker

THAT'S ADORABLE

coran pls

Aragon? 

SHIROGORN

DAT CALLBACK

Roommate: LFG! LFG! 

Giant mouse, gnc

Somehow this does not surprise me in the least 

Man, holomaps would be awesome

This is Liam as Vax pretending not to know how to play Bunions and Flagons 

IT'S DEE AND DEE BEYOOOND

Fall damage, uninstall

PIKE

NEKOBOY 

Doors. It's always doors. 

giggling dms

IT'S FEATHERFALL

shiro. branch out my dude. 

coran you can't be tiamat 

WHISPERS

“somehow I understand the fantasy words better than the science ones” same hat 

I demand those as figurines immediately 

Episode 4

“it's hard to argue with math - believe me, I've tried” mood

Crush continues to get less weird as Lance continues to behave like a person

MY BOY

lotor’s pushiness is really starting to get on my nerves 

ZELDA

Zelda's brother is frodo

Frodo D:

Roommate: space dog is the new hero of the show

Called it

Roommate: DON'T SMOOCH

gross

That's an oh shit face

THE PURPLE ONE LIES

yaaaaas

goddammit haggar fuck off for ten seconds

[ansem voice] SUBMIT 

Black Lion: LET'S GO SAVE MY BOY

Episode 5

Well that's not great 

Keeeeeith 

Keith: I cast Regret

Because them boyfriends

I blame lotor

Honevra looks like someone and I can't place it 

Maybe it's just Generic Elderly Space Elf 

It's a Reaper 

CLOOOOOOONES

GODDAMMIT HAGGAR

this some superboy bullshit

Pidge is batman confirm 

I'm not okay

I'M NOT OKAY

WEH

I've been enjoying Keith's face getting more angular and galra-y when he's stressed 

SHIRO DON'T YOU PULL A LOKI I WILL FIGHT YOU 

I'm gonna fight everyone involved with this show 

Episode 6

THAT WAS LIKE THREE SEASONS AGO

NO FUCK YOU 

Space OSHA 

Dammit now Lance/Allura is cute to me

THAT'S WHY THE BLACK LION WOULDN'T LET “SHIRO” PILOT yes I just realized this

Coran :(

Fuck off lotor

oh shit dad fight

Run, Nigel Thornberry, run

With blackjack, and hookers

EVIL VOLTRON

XENOMORPH VOLTRON

I continue to be not okay 

Super Sailor Black Lion

Episode 7

Just laser him straight through an asteroid, nbd

Teleport punching is illegal

UNLIMITEEEEEED POOOOOWEEEEERRR

Blink out BLINK OUT

That's gonna come back to bite them

Motherfucking earworm

This show is gonna make me cry over a castle 

Yep there I go

I AM EXPERIENCING EMOTIONS I DID NOT ASK FOR

Shiro is Yue now

its Mew Keith!  im so sorry im never making crossovers again