#voltron miro

Shiro: *tries to look at his ass*

Lance to a worker: Hey, sexy

Keith: dude fucken stop

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Shiro snaps to let the others know there are people coming because that's the only way they listen. After he does that you can hear other snaps and a few claps and the shuffling of feet.

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Pidge: Ready to go through with that suicide pack?

Keith: you know it.

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Pidge: wait wait, he thought I was an adult?? BOI WAS HE WRONG.

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Keith: yeah last year a whole group of people were just singing all sta-

Lance:DID SOMEONE SAY ALL STAR?

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Shiro walks into a room

Lance: daddy

Shiro walks out of room looking disappointed.

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Hunk, in another scene: Ah my wrists hurt!

Keith yelling: MY LIFE HURTS.

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Lance: stop being so emo

Keith: you aren't the boss of me, he is. *Points at Shiro.*

Shiro: ha try again sweetie.

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Shiro looks at a grave: ah remembers me of my boyfriend. Dead-

Matt, not even 5 feet away: IM NOT FUCKING DEAD

Shiro: WE CANT PROVE THAT

Matt: YES WE CAN

Pidge: SHUT THE FUCK UP

Shiro and Matt: Watch your mouth.

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Pidge: Stop talking, you're spreading fake news.

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Keith: I can't tell if this is real or fake blood...nevermind its real.

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Keith: don't fucking touch me

Lance: wha- fine!

*1 hour later*

Keith: give me a hug.

Lance: you told me not to-

Keith: when have you ever listened to me?

Lance: that's fair.

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Pidge: I'm ready.

Lance: for what?

Pidge: my death.

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Lance: yeah hes new but he got a kill (made someone piss themselves.) On his first night.

Keith: no like he actually killed someone

Pidge: well yeah.

Keith: that's how we got the new props.

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Matt: I think I'm falling in love with this tree.

Pidge: don't tell Shiro

Matt: no no, Shiro could expect it. We could be in a Polyamorous relationship.

Pidge:...I could see it.

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Allura: every time I go through this scene my boobs fall out of my bra because of the crawling.

Pidge: *gasps* THAT HAPPENS TO YOU TOO?

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There is a group in the scene right above them. They are both shouting.

Lance: ITS LIT

Keith: DAB ON THEM HATERS

Lance: *Whips* YEET

Keith: ITS LIT FAM

Lance: CAN I GET ONE FUCK ME UP FAM?

Keith:BOI

And this continued until the group was in their scene.

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Keith holding a (fake) bloody severed hand: this is my husbands hand. I love him.

Keith swings the hand around, it's attached to a wire

Keith flips Lance and Shiro off with the hand

Keith dabs and whips with the hand yelling yeet every time

Keith whips with severed hand: yeet.