#voltron crack

Keith remembered Lance from the Garrison, but under the name “Taylor,” because the time when Keith was still at the Garrison happened to overlap with the period when that nickname stuck to Lance.

But what if there actually was a guy named Tyler in the Garrison? Just a regular pilot cadet. And throughout all of training, Tyler just knew that, for some reason, Lance absolutely hated him.

And why? Because the only person Keith ever mentioned (besides Shiro, Adam, and James) was “Tyler” (meaning Lance also meaning Taylor)… and Lance never knew that. So Lance spent years trying to figure out what made Tyler so special compared to him.

P.S. One day, after Voltron finally returns to Earth, Tyler receives a random gift basket full of sweets, limited-edition Voltron merch (which very quickly becomes rare and insanely valuable), and a note that says: “Sorry for the trouble we caused you — L. M. & K. K.”

with female reader.

a/n: this is kinda short so i hope that’s fine?

genre: fluff, crack

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• even though allura knows keith means well and has no intentions of hurting you, she’s still very protective of you, considering you’re her younger sister (and since she’s had her fair share of dating, which did not go well for…several reasons).

• despite her protectiveness being annoying at times, it’s just out of love and she cares very much for you.

• the day you told allura that you and keith were dating, she had one of those Talks™️ with him.

• allura: “if ever you hurt y/n, or even THINK about it, i WILL hurt you, got it? you better make my little sister the happiest or so be it!”

• keith, nervously sweating: “y-yes, ma’am.”

• so yeah, keith treats you right.

• any time you and keith would go on a date, she’d ask, “where are you going? how long are you going to be out?”

• and you’d be like “allura there’s really nowhere else to go except this castle ship um??”

voltron masterlist

I tried nearly every voltron member and he is the only one that doesn't look like a smashed potato

Update I did a whole page of the memes from voltron. They are all perfectly crazy😁

I heard the audio... and I really had to...