#vock

Top of the morning to you, fellow truthers. I have something horrible to fill you in on. Some of the more advanced truthers may have knowledge on what a homonculus is, little creatures, fusions of man and something else, something... sinister... well most people have chalked these fusions up to fiction, whether they resulted this hypothesis from their own sheltered imagination, or from government mind-blocking them from the BIG TRUTH, it matters nonetheless. They're real, so horribly real.

Now, you might be thinking, how can I come to this conclusion, where is my evidence. Where are my undeniable facts. Well, here you go. Reported by the government ITSELF!

Now you might be thinking, little truther, this is an alien? Why am I pretending to see a homonculus, when this is so clear to be a *matter-de-facto* extra-terrestrial. Well, come closer to papa truth. Let me rephrase those questions for you, "Why would the government lie to me". See how genuinely ridiculous you sound? I have seen aliens before, and they are in fact 1. Grey, 2. Large and 3. have a massive forehead. This was obviously a ploy, created by a pact between the lizard over-lords and the aliens living in the hollow earth in an attempt to hide their true forms from ME, who was so close to cracking the case till I got kicked off from the case... This is a homonculous, shriveled up and dehydrated.

Now once again, knowing my fanbase are free-thinking non-sheep's, you may be thinking. For why? I'll tell you. The hollywood elite. This has been going on for hundreds of years. I'll shoot you a question in return. Have you ever worn an old jester outfit? Have you ever seen a non- horizontally challenged individual wear a jester outfit. No you haven't. This because the masters from the house of wisdom in islam have been creating these man-animal hybrids to serve as entertainment for kings as queens for peace treaties! Now your mind is positively blown, i'll shown you one last thing.

Here, you can see trump taking this hybrid on a morning walk...

Here, we see him YELLING at this homonculous to work on his lawn faster.

Now truthers, this may come as a shock to you, but this time, its not the beast-cryptid-horrid-disgusting-hybrids that are the villains of this story... its the world elites, the 1%. Now you might be unconvinced, after all hes taking the top one on a leisurely stroll, and the bottom maybe was just slacking at his job. But this is not the reality, sadly. The top one, who we'll call homonculus 1, has a name. Cory Beck. Now homonculus 1 has reportedly no feet. Trump was horridly dragging him on his nubs through -10 degree weather, where he soon froze to death solid. Homonculus 2, was actually working as hard as he could. As hard as his 3 little hearts let him, until he sadly passed away from heat stroke in the coal mines soon after.