"I go to this website every day to feel better about myself. These queens were so ugly that when they went out into the street, people threw stones at them to make them return to the cave from which they had come. Quasimodo felt good about himself when he saw the Spanish queens. Maria Luisa of Parma is the queen of ugly queens. When I try to find some beauty in her by staring at her I end up bleeding from my eyes. Fenix is not right, since someone sought to marry those monstrosities it was because they were blind or did not know how to use their eyes. What happens is that Fenix has not touched a woman in his life and is looking for a bit of female contact, believing himself to be an intellectual on a website of the Seville newspaper. I firmly believe that Fenix usually visits this website to see if a woman agrees with him about something but he has not succeeded. And finally, I think that all the queens that have been seen on this website were locked up in a prison so that people would not commit suicide because of the ugliness of their monarch. They should tell some great jokes so that some king would notice them. A kiss to all my readers. Sofia Lopez. 85 years"
-Sevilla's newspaper. A classic master piece.
