#virgovibes

You had opened the door that shall never close again. 

There are many reasons why Virgos are one of the best people to have in your life and here are the fabulous reasons:

A Virgo is the realest friend you will ever have. If you cannot take truth, then you can’t have a Virgo for a friend. You see Virgos have this need to tell people the truth. I mean, they will lie to protect your secret, no doubt about that- Virgos can keep their mouth shut. They are extremely loyal to people they care about. They are the kind of friend that will tell you that (this is an example) that coloured shirt doesn’t suit you because it makes your hips look wider and then they will  tell you that you would look so good in a idk purple, daring shirt but they wouldn’t want to offend you so if you really love the shirt that makes your hips wider (example) then they will hype you up because they never want to tell a person what to do and what to wear, they just express their opinion because they can’t keep their mouth shut. 

Virgos are little assholes that love you to death. We will love you so much- like the amount of love in our hearts for you is just so big and nobody can see it because we put on this face on that says: you don’t know shit about how I feel about you but in reality we just want to throw ourselves onto you and hug you and cuddle with you and love you forever and ever and we will literally go to the store and see something and be reminded of you and buy you this stuff and sometimes you would tell us this little thing about you and we will rememeber it and one day, we will just go like: “They said they like art. Imma buy them a sketchbook.” on a random day because we just love to shower people with gifts and our love. Like literally, we remember everything and we probably give you the most meaningful gifts and we would put effort into it like OUR LIFE COUNTS ON IT BECAUSE IT DOES- because we are little perfectionists and even though we are critical, we take critisism pretty offensive (the irony in that- lmao). But we will always thrive to give you the best freaking gift in the world (if we truly care about you. If you’re like some random person, we’re just gonna buy you a toilette set)

We are funny and crazy, if you get to know us well. A lot of people believe that Virgos are boring but that’s just how we appear to people who do not know us. We are like the middle of extrovert and introvert because we CAN be impulsive and we CAN do the craziest shit and have the craziest ideas. We’re overthinkers and we analyze and think ahead in the future and we just go: “Me and (your name) should go bungee jumping next month and then shit out pants.”- at like 2am in the morning because we are insomniacs, who love sleep. 

We are so interesting. Like we know random stuff about everything. Like did you know that Elephants can smell water from 20km away? LIKE WTF? I can’t even smell water if I put a glass of it in front of my face. Appereantly they wave their trunk in the air and smell the water particles and THEY KNOW IN WHICH DIRECTION TO GO! - ELEPHANTS ARE SO SMART!

We are nerds. Such adorable nerds, who will literally push you to talk about what you love. If we see that there is something that you love, and we see that little twinkle in your eyes and how you smile when you talk about it and how you hold your hands or your posture, or how your nose crinkles and your skin glows- we see everything. We will motivate you to chase your wildest dreams- as an astronout or to chase a donkey. We don’t care. We will always be your support for everything. We are the rock here and we will never give up being the rock because we love being the rock because we rock at being the rock! And also we rock in general.

We find everything interesting. Literally. You could start talking about math and we would be like “How the fuck do you like math?” and you would start telling how everything makes sense and this and that and we would just look at you in awe because wow... you know math...

We give you the best advice because we always look at the most logical sides of things but also consider your emotions and we mash those two together and make a plan and find a resolution.

We are service people BUT BEFORE YOU GO ALL up in my shit just know that we do this out of our own will. We are helpers, we like to help, help is our turn on and when somebody asks us for help, (even though we don’t show it) WE LOVE IT! LIKE YEEES!!!!!!!!! ASK ME FOR HELP!!!! LET ME FEEL SMART AND USEFULL!!!!!!! Literally the best fucking feeling. We really don’t mind helping people. But like I said before, we are service people but in a way where we serve people who need service, not who want service.

We are independent. Don’t fuck with a Virgo AND ESPECIALLY do not fuck with Virgo’s friends and family. We will make you the most uncomfortable you will ever be in your life. Now Virgos aren’t much about physical fights but if there is a need of one, then hold my fucking earrings. We can destroy a person verbally and physically but verbally is more pleasing because we’ve got all the vocabulary in the world and are not afraid to use it. Like I mentioned before, we tell the truth and truth only. 

We are soft people- We may look hardcore (and we are) but when we are comfortable with you, we will flutter our eyelashes at you, hug you, hold you, smell you, rub your back, run out fingers through your hair, be so affectionate because WE LOVE YOU!

We will point out things about you.  Compliments, I mean. Like if we see something pretty, we will say it and we mean it. Like I like those earrings, I like your hair today, it suits you, I like your bracelet... On men and women. We are not ashamed. We will compliment you, tell you you are beautiful because you are beautiful to us. Virgos don’t fall for the looks, they fall for the brain and when they see your perfect brain, they will love you for it. A lot of people believe that Virgos hate flaws but Virgos find flaws one of the most unique thing about another person and they can grow to love them and they do. (You see, I hate cigarettes and smokers who constantly smoke but I fell for a smoker and that doesn’t make me love him any less. Actually, I find him very attractive when he smokes, the way he holds his cigar between his long, vein hands and how he blows the smoke out of his lungs by pursing his lips together into a smal u shape-)

Anyways- haha- we are understandable. A lot of people find us critical and that is why they avoid us but come on dude. We won’t judge you if you tell us that you- idk- slept with your ex’s twin sister. We will be like “OH MY GOD NOOOOO” but if you are our best friend, who we love and adore, then we will also go “It izz what it izz but be careful tho. I know you can be dumb but if you really love her, then you should go for it.”

Support, lmao. 

I mean there are a lot of things Virgos are and they do love. When they love you, they LOVE you. It takes time to see it with us but we do love you- we just need to find the way to show you and sometimes it takes a lot of time but we do love you.