#viperbitesus

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1: sexuality headcanongay. which seems so widely accepted that on the rare times I see him shipped with a woman I do a bit of a doubletake lol

2: otpI don’t really have any Vaughn ships. I feel like he definitely has/had a thing for Rhys at some point but I wouldn’t say I ship it, let alone OTP it.3: brotpRhys! Being ride or die for Vaughn was the first thing that won Rhys any sympathy from me, lol. 4: notpFiona/Vaughn seems like an extremely lavender marriage5: first headcanon that pops into my headOnly applied to Hyperion because that’s what Rhys was doing, but ended up way better at playing the Hyperion game than Rhys is, despite appearances, because he knows how to go unnoticed and keep his head down while pulling strings. 6: favorite line from this characterI can never remember the exact set-up of the line but the bit I like is the end that goes “…sure, every night it haunts my dreams, but that doesn’t matter now!” 7: one way in which I relate to this characterLol I too am jealous of my hot friends

8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this charactersounding like Chris Hardwick, and me having to look at him shirtless in ep 2 lmao “your body is making me uncomfortable” hard same, vasquez9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?Vaughn’s rep as a cinnamon roll in fandom actually irritates me because I think his whole underestimated Slytherin thing is the most interesting thing about him, and absolving him of any and all responsibility for stuff he did for Hyperion or selling out Rhys or his liking for violence is both boring and out of character imo