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Cassandra: Why haven't you signed up for Hightown Funk yet, Varric Varric: What in the name of Andraste's crispy knickers are you talking about, Seeker? Cass: DO NOT BLASPHEME! You know Hightown Funk is the (somewhat) Annual Fic & Art exchange that celebrates the love between you and Hawke. You cannot deny it! Varric: Cannot deny my love for Hawke, or that Hightown Funk is a semi-annual fic & art exchange that celebrates it? Cass: [speechless] Varric: Relax, I have until the end of the weekend to sign up.; Cass: VARRIC! Do not wait until the last moment! You cannot miss the deadline! Your admirers demand it! Varric: I'm just teasing, Seeker. I just signed up today. See? Closeup-of Varric holding a book that reads 'Hightown Funk Sign-up' Varric: dangles the sign-up book tauntingly I think the question now is, are you going to sign up before it's too late? Cass: snatches book away GIVE THAT TO ME! Varric: smirks Good on you, Seeker. CASSANDRA GREATLY APPROVES
Popping into your inbox with a prompt as requested... how about some Hawke/Varric with "summer" and/or "heat" 😇
It would almost be funny, had it not been so torturous - he'd woken up that morning in the low light of his suite and thought even then, in the perpetual dimness of the Hanged Man, that the summer heat was too much, too sticky, too overwhelming, and yet where had he found himself?
On the coast, of course, where there was nothing even resembling shade.
Grumbling things better left under his breath, Varric holstered Bianca and fanned himself, sending the sun a withering glare that, quite frankly, seemed not to affect it in the slightest; he hooked a finger in the collar of his tunic, praying for a breeze that would not come, and no sooner had he done that than the whistling began.
"One more button, one more button!" Hawke catcalled from the shore, her smile shining at least twice as brightly as that endless sun as she paused her looting.
Who was he to deny his adoring public? With an entirely put-upon sigh, he popped his next button open and was helpless not to laugh when Hawke and Isabela erupted into cheers, their arms thrown high into the air.
"Hawke," said Merrill through a giggle. "You just kissed Varric." "On the lips," added Fenris. "With a goofy, love-struck look on your face, one might add," teased Isabela. "Anything to share with us?" Eden Hawke accidentally reveals her relationship with Varric during a tense game of Wicked Grace. — "tavern" prompt filled for @dragonagekissweek
"You're cheating."
Typically, in a game such as Wicked Grace, at a table such as their own, the word cheat was one that inspired fury, that raised players from their seats and compelled their fists to start swinging, chests to puff out, faces to glow red with indignation. Tonight, however, during this particular game at this particular table, Eden Hawke merely leaned back in her chair, fanning her cards out between her fingers as if they were her feathers. "That is a baseless accusation and I will not stand for it."
Varric chuckled beside her, hiding behind his own hand. "Careful, Hawke. Your Aveline is showing."
An Illustrative Update
Fandom: Dragon Age Pairing: Hawke/Varric Summary: One of the author's portraits on Varrics books depicts him surrounded by many beautiful women. It could perhaps use a little updating, now that he's a married man.
AO3 Link and matching art by snuffes go look look look!!
Hawke lowered her book and listened.
It had gone very quiet in the other room. Far too quiet. Varric had received a letter from his editor, which meant there should have been another hour at least of grumbling, muttering, and the occasional ‘oh come on!’ playing counterpoint to furious scribbling.
Instead, there was silence.
Hawke set the book aside and swung her long legs off the bed, biting back the groan as she levered herself up off the dwarfishly low bed. She stuck her head around the corner. Varric was still at the table, surrounded by the detritus that always accumulated when he was working -- loose paper, half-empty glasses, ink pots, crumpled blotting paper.
Varric wasn’t hunched over writing, or staring thoughtfully into the distance, or flicking crumpled up scraps of paper into the fire. He was holding a thick piece of paper and staring at it with an odd expression on his face.
“Something wrong?”
“No,” Varric said slowly. “Just uh… unexpected.”

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Gutshot and Staggering
(first meeting) Hawke: What do you think is gonna happen here in the next chunk in our lives? Varric: I don't know. I meet someone nice. I settle down. Hawke: What do they look like? Varric: Sexy. Hawke: Keep going. Right off the jack. Varric: Just shows up casually. You know what I mean? Hawke: Yeah. Varric: Like, in the middle of Hightown, and they’re wearing battle leathers. Hawke: Varric: You know what I mean? Like, sort of a greenish set of leathers. Hawke, wearing those exact things:
Heavy Varric & Hawke | 3k | T | warnings: animal death, some gore
Varric knows what it is like to bury a loved one alone. That is why he stays with Hawke until the sun goes down, watching quietly as she digs a grave for her mabari along the windy shore of the Wounded Coast.
A @hightown-funk fill! My first one in ages! It was nice to dive back into this pairing and explore a type of Hawke I’m not accustomed to (Red Hawke, which I’ve never done before!) but once I saw the prompt I couldn’t get this idea out of my head and I hope I did it justice.