#very broken

The short answer is because Pokemon is a game for children, and doesn’t follow real life principals all the time.

The long answer is that designing a game like Pokemon would have meant compromises. The egg system makes every Pokemon achievable, and simplifies the reproductive questions that may be brought up.

Lucky for you many blogs do not behave exactly like the games, because people realise that eggs for everything is a little bit of a stretch if you’re considering real life and the diversity of animals vs Pokemon.

Here, we believe some Pokemon have two reproductive functions. While yes, Pokemon that are related to real life egg layers (birds ect) will only lay eggs, you’re right, there are more mammalian Pokemon that both lay eggs and give life birth offspring too.

We run the blog based on the idea that if a Pokemon is in a secure, stable location with enough food and security, they will settle and lay eggs. They then can feed and live, while defending their territory/den close to the eggs themselves. If they are a prey Pokemon, something that gets eaten often, they don’t have the advantage of settling in one place for too long, so they switch to live birth to increase the chances of both parents and babies surviving in the wild. This is why daycares always give you eggs, they’re a stationary safe location Pokemon feel they can lay eggs in, and be secure in knowing their offspring will be safe and cared for.

Grass Pokemon also reproduce through cuttings and seeds, and ghost through soul division sometimes. There’s a lot of adaptions, but each blog will run on their own system, this is how we handle this, and while it’s not for everyone, it fits us.

The whole reproduction topic is long winded and difficult to navigate, and the games have convinced fans and viewers that a) all eggs look and weigh the same, when they do not, and b) that eggs are the only viable option, which they are not.

Ah yes, our masterlist is very VERY broken at the moment. I’m not actually going to be fixing it though as we are in the process of moving blogs and I don’t see the point in fixing the Masterlist here when I have to make a new one on the new blog. I hope that’s not too much of an inconvenience for you my lovely, but I promise you that the Masterlist on the new blog will be much better and set out in a nicer way that the one we had on this blog. I apologise for any inconveniences and hope that you can all be patient with us while we move to the new blog. Thank you!

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