Oneshot | Texts with bf vernon
Boyfriend vernon × fem reader
Genre: humour,funny,texts,fluff
You: Broo
Babeee😚🫠: sigh...another day of my girlfriend calling me bro 👍
You: you dramaqueen.. you literally call me *bro dude man* all the time, but also in between us i feel it's very romantic 😚💋
Babeee😚🫠: ok bro wassup
You: I miss you 🥺🥺
Babeee😚🫠: want me to send you a selfie? I miss you too btw
You: Nah I don't want to see your blank ass face in a selfie..come home it's better
Babeee😚🫠: Dude??? Ouch or whatever you're never getting a selfie from me again don't even ask for it ever😑
You: baby 😭😭I was joking your selfies are so adorable just like you..I just meant I wanna see you in person I miss you so bad just come home I need to see your pretty face🥺🥺
Babeee😚🫠: nah idk now I was just about to sit in the car now imma go back 💔💔
You: NOOOO PLEASE😭
Babeee😚🫠: ok open the door
You: wtf? You serious?
Babeee😚🫠: hehe no I was kidding, be there in 30 ✌️ couldn't help I missed your stupid pretty face too 🫶
You: 🖕🖕you just added that 'pretty' so you wouldn't get in trouble
Babeee😚🫠: please as if I'd ever call your face stupid ..your face is pretty Babe..(it's you who's stupid❤️) Face card, face bank, face economy my y/nnnnn❤️
You: oh you're so asking for it, just wait as soon as you step in the house I'm gonna kill you (with the tightest hug ever😭)
Babeee😚🫠: can't waittt ..love you ❤️
He laughs and gets off the car to get you your favourite food.
After arriving home, you keep your promise to give him the tightest hug,while he's also hugging you back with the same intensity..his laugh vibrates from his chest to your ears and now finally you feel home after seeing him laughing in your arms.
You pull back taking his face in your eyes.
You look up pouting at him,"You called me stupid"
He smiles softly looking down at you,"No I didn't I know how smart my baby is" He says holding your chin in his fingers nudging it a little.
You loop your arms in his neck and he leans down to peck your lips a few times and then pulling you in a proper kiss.
End.
A/n : trying to lighten my mood with this one and like who's better than vernon to make you laugh💘
