#vendetta meme

Ash:

Ash: why do i feel sudden dread?

Ash: “Why do I suddenly hear boss music?”

MC approaching Ash, now ready to fully unleash their love and affection for Ash:

Haha 😂 Glad you enjoyed the Goncharov reference. I just thought it would be funny if the movie actually existed in the Vendetta universe and it is one of Luka’s favorite movies (Luka can be kind of a movie nerd sometimes 😭). Although, this opens another can of worms: Does Martin Scorsese exist in Vendetta universe? 🤣

Anyway, Luka’s reaction upon watching Goncharov movie (the 1973 one) for the first time:

MC: “For the drinks.” [slides a hundred dollar bill]

The bartender looking at the thousands of dollars of damages to his bar plus some dead people he’ll have to pay cleaners for:

I guess some argument can be made that the bartender had it coming if MC had failed their skill check and the bartender didn’t want to budge 😆

But if that were not the case… Then maybe the fault can be put on the guy who harassed MC and/or Rin. But since he’s most likely dead in most playthroughs… then he can’t pay as well 🤭

Or maybe that’s all just copium…

I imagine MC didn’t really bring enough cash to pay for the damages. They could probably write a cheque — if they carried a chequebook around, but honestly, do people still carry those around in this day and age? 😭

Or, MC could leave Luka’s contact information and told the bartender to contact the number for the damages 😂 Though, the bartender would probably immediately hang up after hearing: “Hello, this is Luka Morozov. Who’s this?”

My MC, who was the sweetest little boy until he was traumatized by his father's death in an irreversible way: 👁️👄👁️

Like my dude, you reap what you sow 😂

The Killer do be making crazy mental gymnastics to find any excuse to justify themself 💀😭

I’m sorry, but when I first stumbled upon this tiktok, this is the first thing that came to my mind 😭

MC once they realize this:

They're all together having dinner and having fun. And they decided to do a secret Santa. Rin didn't know what to give MC so they gave MC a spicy photo with a dedication behind, but there's a mix up and Ash ends up receiving it.

MC: *holds a pair of handcuffs confused*

Ash: *reads the dedication out loud*

Rin: The photo was meant for MC and the handcuffs were for you.

Jealous!Ash and flustered!MC

Rin: *hand cuffs MC* But I like this outcome better.

*Rin drags flustered!MC and flustered!Ash away to a room and locks the door*

The rest of the family: 👁️👄👁️

Takashi trying to play it cool be like:

“Anyway… You guys want some more mashed potatoes? How about you Luka?”

Meanwhile Luka and the rest of the family are just sitting there, still processing what just happened:

Jackal was just minding his own business and focusing on eating, not really paying attention much to the talks around the table and when it happened, he was like:

Before he immediately starts snickering (and tries to hide it with no success) at the table’s reactions and awkwardness—he thrives in the chaos 🤭

It seems Santana might have a second power that they are not aware yet, which is the ability to make people immediately want to take care of them 🥺

The readers (and MCs) as soon as they meet Santana: