#vegetarian!reader

he took a long drag of his cigarette before blowing out the smoke that curled around his personal space.

he had to step in somehow, to show the younger fella who you belong to, to mark his territory like a god damn dog that pisses everywhere.

soldier boy cleared his throat, sitting more comfortably in his seat, legs spreading apart to claim as much space as possible. after all he sees himself as an alpha male, and alphas claim everything right?

“y’know sweetheart, you’re not a real vegetarian you know that right?” soldier boy suddenly spoke, a half smoked cigarette resting between his fingers.

the odd and completely off-topic remark caught both you and hughie by surprise. both of you turning your heads to the older man.

“what are you talking about?” you raised a brow with a confused smile, sitting up in your seat.

“vegetarians don’t like meat, right?” soldier boy continued.

“yeah.. so?” you asked obliviously, taking a sip of your iced tea, your eyes darting from hughie to soldier boy.

“well you very much like mine inside ya.” he shrugged, his words making you choke on your drink, iced tea all over the table. mm’s gonna kill you if you don’t clean that up the way he likes, but that wasn’t your concern at the moment.

hughie’s eyes widened, hoping he misheard whatever soldier boy had spoken, but knowing the vulgar and unhinged granny fucker’s vocabulary – mishearing shit like this was very unlikely.

“what the fuck ben-“ you coughed, still choking on your drink.

the smugness of this man was unbelievable, the smirk plastered across his stupid face was so annoying, he’s lucky he’s handsome – and knows how to screw your brains out.

“just sayin, not very vegetarian friendly.” he added, taking another puff of his cigarette, lip curled into a smirk.

“but hey at least you’re gettin some of your daily protein the way we raw-dog it, ain’t that right darlin?” soldier boy chuckled and you covered your face with your hand out of pure embarrassment.

“y’like your holes creampied.” he grinned, as if he was proud of what he was doing, saying – because unironically, he was.

“oh my god–will you shut the fuck up?” you murmured, picking up the falafel ball from the container and throwing it at him. “asshole.”

“tried that already n ya liked it.” he added despite your reaction.

“took some convincing but in the end, you let me ass-fuck you.” he winked your way before standing up and casually leaving.

“m’ out of cigarettes, i’ll be back in five.”

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