#veethetiredshipper

"One can hardly choose a favorite when it comes to interesting facts, but among some of my favorites is that the cone snails, under the family conidae, have a highly powerful and complex venom known as conotoxin, which has fascinating effects. I suggest you look it up for yourself."

he was stuck in his room, in the depths of depression for 7YEARS.

there is NO FUCKING WAY he was getting a light workout in. Bud is most likely scrawny as fuck and mostly relies on his powers and abilities to do things.

he also probably didn’t eat much or had an ED because his depression was unchecked for a long time.

Look at this scrawny ass⬇️

This is no fucking way he’s muscular.

Alastor is asexual sex neutral, Bi, uses he/him

Lucifer is pan, uses he/they/she

Alastor typically does no touch days every other week, so he has a little recharge.

Lucifer tries to be a big spoon, does not fucking work.

Alastor wears a ponytail just because Lucifer likes it.

Alastor will eat sweets solely because Lucifer likes it.

they both love playing instruments together but REFUSE to play in front of others.

Alastor is actually really transparent about his love life and Lucifer is more secretive.

Lucifer makes ducks if Alastor with different hairstyles because Alastor can’t change his hair.

Alastor loves the scent of apples just because it’s what Lucifer smells like.

Lucifer wanted Alastor to meet the other sins, but Alastor was a bit intimidated so he refused.

Alastor and Lucifer speak French together when they need privacy.

Og scene

Elizabeth misses her bigger body😌

it’s Mickey Mouse and Jennifer Cooliages toxic marriage

I had so much fun lmao