#vcspertiilio

the house is really big, and dick knows they gave him a room but he doesn’t...he doesn’t like it.  it’s too far away from everyone else, and it’s too much space, and the windows are small.  this room’s got big windows, easy to climb out of, and soft couches, and it’s closer to bruce’s room.  dick likes it better, but he can’t help feeling like he’s done something wrong, with the look on mr wayne’s face.  he wasn’t supposed to come in here, he thinks.

ship head canons || always accepting 

Diana is a plus at getting Bruce to remember to eat meals because she so frequently takes them with him. She’s a good distraction for him. Oddly enough a goddess reminds him to be human. 

Her whole life story is told to him in bed. That voice over you hear in WW that’s Diana talking to Bruce in bed. 

She’s introduced him to her FAVORITE megalodon that guards Themyscria. Bruce opted out of petting it despite Diana’s assurances that “Swiftmaw Prince of Devourers” would know Bruce is a friend and wouldn’t eat him. 

Lots of pressure from Hippolyta to make her a grandma. 

Diana has looked into giving up her divinity and immortality. She hasn’t found a way yet, but she doesn’t want to live through another lover’s death 

Wedding on Themyscria. Clark, Alfred and Lois are the only ones who get to attend and Diana had to fight for like 3 days to get that. 

Any babies they have are all girls. 

They aren’t really a gift giving couple. Like they just don’t do it.  On Holidays they just donate to charities in each other’s name. 

Diana talks to the bats in Bruce’s cave all the time. 

Bruce always holds Diana when she cries during movies. ( The two movies that always make her cry are Homeward Bound and The Color of Paradise. Oh she cries like a baby during those two. )

They’ve invented a series of hand signals to communicate privately on dates. 

It gets used during league meetings too. 

Has Bruce ever cracked a joke about needing to get to worship as code for needing to leave so he can go down on his goddess gf? yes - yes he has.  

Bruce is forced to research mythology outside of Athenian sources bc “the Athenians were a patriarchal society and largely misogynistic and ...” and his gf is so smart and he knows she’s right so he just fucking does the research. 

Bruce loves learning from her too though ??? like he loves it. he loves that she’s so smart. 

Bruce will have her act as translator at Wayne Enterprises meetings even if he knows the language himself just so he can have her around. 

Bruce has donated A LOT of money to the Gotham Metropolitan Museum of art where she works once she moves to Gotham and then he gets all his private donor tours with his girlfriend. 

when she  moves from paris the pair spend a lot of time pretending like she’s going to get her own place in gotham. and she never does. she just moves in with him. but they spend a few months pretending like she’s looking for a place before bruce officially asks her to move in. 

Diana is big spoon - especially when Bruce is having nightmares. 

          How the place seems to echo, the later it gets! The girls vanish to their rooms and Bruce vanishes... Somewhere, and Margarethe always finds herself alone. It’s dreadfully frustrating. That isn’t the agreement, it isn’t what she signed up for. Oh, she could go to a party, there’s always a party somewhere, or call up the friends who have suddenly reentered her life now that she’s moneyed and attached again, but she doesn’t want that, she doesn’t want them. She wants him.

          “Darling?” She catches his hand as he brushes past her. “Won’t you stay in tonight?” She has only vague ideas about his absences. She thinks it has something to do with his business, making phone calls or Skyping or something with people on the other side of the world. Certainly it’s occurred to her that there might be a mistress, but she’s discreetly polled acquaintances and it seems that Bruce is as remote to other women as he is to his wife. Untouchable. Unreachable. It seems more likely that there’s a fight club.

does she have any interest in being a grandma?

he grunts, never once turning his attention away from the newspaper in his hands. he’s had worse. he’s dealt with more annoying things than one brian zeller. “i wasn’t aware alana was friends with such a petulant child. don’t you have anything better to do with your time?”