Vandarhk. :-)
i know i held you at gunpoint and made you send me this but Thank You For My Life
who hogs the duvet
damien’s a cold little bitch and vandal Never Gets Cold
who texts/rings to check how their day is going
damien sends really dramatic texts and vandal replies with bad selfies
who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts
vandal once gifted damien a severed finger <3
who gets up first in the morning
vandal has to start his haircare routine nice and early!!!
who suggests new things in bed
damien
who cries at movies
neither of them have tearducts
who gives unprompted massages
damien tried once but vandal had like five knives hidden under his coat and damien gave up
who fusses over the other when they’re sick
“cough one more time and i’ll rip out your throat” “love you too, honey”
who gets jealous easiest
vandal
who has the most embarrassing taste in music
damien secretly loves country and vandal is still sad gregorian chanting passed out style in the middle ages
who collects something unusual
vandal collects knives and damien collects ancient and powerful artifacts so both?
who takes the longest to get ready
vandal spends AT LEAST two hours on his hair and damien somehow spends twice that amount of time in the bathroom?? doing god knows what??
who is the most tidy and organised
vandal
who gets most excited about the holidays
vandal misses like. obscure ancient holidays that haven’t been practiced in a thousand generations. damien likes getting wasted at christmas
who is the big spoon/little spoon
i honestly have no idea vandal is the little spoon
who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports
listen. listen. they tried to play wii sports (1) once and damien ended up with a broken nose and vandal had half his hair singed off
who starts the most arguments
they both live for the drama but they never have like Serious arguments
who suggests that they buy a pet
damien wants to own like 50 snakes and damien wants a crocdile and neither of them will let their dreams be dreams even when they. reasonably should.
what couple traditions they have
every christmas they take a family photo (nora, damien, vandal, and they even drag cassie into it every other year) and send it to rip hunter saying “wish you were here!” because. they can. also they did a swimsuit calendar with some other villains and sent 500 copies to the time bureau
what tv shows they watch together
damien likes the drama of chopped, vandal likes those obstacle course games and pointing out all the inaccuracies in history documentaries
what other couple they hang out with
they had a double date with nora&laurel once. once.
how they spend time together as a couple
attempting world domination together
who made the first move
damien
who brings flowers home
“IS THAT POISON IVY”
who is the best cook
vandal, by necessity. damien almost destroyed the kitchen trying to make a sandwich
