#vampire-on-main

So I was gonna answer this on my train home yesterday but then it was delayed for 40 minutes and I was in Big Adulting™️mode until we got home dbdfbdjbsid

Cannot believe you dropped this in my ask box and ran back to the moving abyss, AFTER the Canada 2026 nonsense. Synthy when you have consistent WiFi again we will be having words

the obvious answer would be to marry jv but i don't want to fuck either of the two other options i'd be left with....

i like to think he is too sexy to know what discord is and he harasses me via whatsapp but if he has an account we are gonna get the my melody kuromi bundle like any good e-couple

you's may's:

2. a compelling argument for why your fav would never top or bottom:

the way we literally discussed this last night in the DMs lol (which i have screenshot below for everyone else's viewing pleasure bc i'm too lazy retype out what i said:

and yes, i left in the part about will buxton bc it's funny and i'm choosing violence by making ppl imagine it)

since my headcanon about lewis isn't new info for you, i will give you my headcanon for my other fav valtteri.... he is again someone that i can see doing both depending on who he's being shipped with but with tiffany and paul he's a bottom that is being pegged on the regular

3. screenshot or description of the worst take you've seen on tumblr:

i saw someone say that george's relationship with lewis is so one-sided to the point where george has a 'parasocial relationship' with lewis... and look. i don't think george and lewis are BFFs and having sleepovers and gossip sessions every night but george does not have a parasocial relationship with lewis because, well, lewis actually knows who he is irl and is at the very least friendly towards him lol.

8. common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about

lewis and max are not kimi (or any rookie)'s (grid) dad... it is also not anyone's job to be a mentor to new drivers on the grid? idk like i think it is nice when lewis and max (and other drivers) are kind to the rookies and help them out but people act like it's an obligation for older drivers to do this otherwise they are EVIL and MEAN. like i saw people bash george for not mentoring kimi and like... why would he lol that's his teammate and rival (not to mention he literally had lewis and max and valtteri as mentor figures? he doesn't need george). and yes this also extends to people thinking max was 'mistreated' and 'bullied' as a rookie because the older drivers had issues with his driving and didn't go out of their way to befriend him. yes, i know that max, kimi and the rookies these days were/are literal teenagers at debut but i think that sometimes people go too far with babying them... also i think it is very BORING and unrealistic to expect the drivers on the grid to be kind and gracious and helpful all the time even if it's towards a rookie. like at the end of the day they are all competition, even if some of the competitors are teenagers with underdeveloped frontal lobes.

12. the unpopular character that you actually like and why more people should like them:

since he already made an appearance in this ask.... will buxton lol. idk if ppl should like him necessarily, but my controversial hot take is that i think people take what he says too seriously sometimes.... i personally don't take him that seriously at all which is probably why i like him LOL but like his daughter says: he's 'just a meme', and he's also kind of messy so he brings a lot of entertainment value for me. (not to mention his relationship with lewis is uh, interesting lol)

valewis fic where toto is a prominent character because torger's relationship with both valtteri and lewis is actually fairly interesting (and historied) and can be explored in many ways through fanfiction whereas my enemy nico h doesn't seem to like or interact w either valtteri or lewis very much lol so idk what benefit there would be to having him there

SYNTHY THE PLATONIC MICHAEL TO MY RUBENS FOREVER!!!!!! 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

*dreamy sigh* ah, James and Bono.... my beloveds 🥰 Currently twirling my hair and kicking my feet as we speak.

and HONESTLY, I'm not mad about the James Urwin wildcard. When Williams used to put out the Williams Warm up videos every race week with him and Gaetan Jego I was lowkey starting to find him very charming eoigheirgheirgheigh. I really do have a borderline shameful thing for F1 engineers.